PICK UP LINES.... (143)

Apr 15, 2011 5:38 AM CST PICK UP LINES....
bluejay2011
bluejay2011bluejay2011SE, Queensland Australia5 Threads 1,421 Posts
Suttyrocks: If you were a booger I'd pick you first.


Yep that would get me

laugh
Apr 15, 2011 5:40 AM CST PICK UP LINES....
SaucyAs
SaucyAsSaucyAsSomewhere in, Marlborough New Zealand1 Threads 723 Posts
bluejay2011: Yep that would get me


That one could lead to a lonely night...
Apr 15, 2011 5:49 AM CST PICK UP LINES....
Suttyrocks
SuttyrocksSuttyrocksHobart, Tasmania Australia11 Posts
Is there any such thing as a good pick up line, they all sound sooo cheesey!!!
Apr 15, 2011 5:50 AM CST PICK UP LINES....
sxc666
sxc666sxc666unknown, Queensland Australia51 Threads 16,853 Posts
Suttyrocks: Is there any such thing as a good pick up line, they all sound sooo cheesey!!!
thats what makes them funny, even funnier that some people probably use them.
Apr 15, 2011 5:51 AM CST PICK UP LINES....
Suttyrocks
SuttyrocksSuttyrocksHobart, Tasmania Australia11 Posts
Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems
Apr 15, 2011 5:53 AM CST PICK UP LINES....
Suttyrocks
SuttyrocksSuttyrocksHobart, Tasmania Australia11 Posts
I would love to hear someone say one and make it sound funny and not just sad!!
Apr 15, 2011 6:00 AM CST PICK UP LINES....
bluejay2011
bluejay2011bluejay2011SE, Queensland Australia5 Threads 1,421 Posts
Suttyrocks: I would love to hear someone say one and make it sound funny and not just sad!!


I thought the booger one was funny laugh
Apr 15, 2011 6:01 AM CST PICK UP LINES....
Suttyrocks
SuttyrocksSuttyrocksHobart, Tasmania Australia11 Posts
I don't think it would be so funny across a bar or in a social situation!
Apr 15, 2011 6:02 AM CST PICK UP LINES....
Suttyrocks
SuttyrocksSuttyrocksHobart, Tasmania Australia11 Posts
If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
Apr 15, 2011 6:06 AM CST PICK UP LINES....
Twodawgz
TwodawgzTwodawgzmelbourne, Victoria Australia4 Threads 4,009 Posts
Do you work at Subway cos you just turned my 6 inch to a foot long..
Apr 15, 2011 6:07 AM CST PICK UP LINES....
tonyxf
tonyxftonyxfwerribee, Victoria Australia2 Threads 4,525 Posts
Suttyrocks: If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
You're a babe, have you seen the film?
Apr 15, 2011 6:08 AM CST PICK UP LINES....
sxc666
sxc666sxc666unknown, Queensland Australia51 Threads 16,853 Posts
Twodawgz: Do you work at Subway cos you just turned my 6 inch to a foot long..
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Dawgzy teddybear
Apr 15, 2011 6:08 AM CST PICK UP LINES....
bluejay2011
bluejay2011bluejay2011SE, Queensland Australia5 Threads 1,421 Posts
Suttyrocks: I don't think it would be so funny across a bar or in a social situation!


Yeah it's funny. You wouldn't pick up but it is funny
Apr 15, 2011 6:09 AM CST PICK UP LINES....
bluejay2011
bluejay2011bluejay2011SE, Queensland Australia5 Threads 1,421 Posts
Twodawgz: Do you work at Subway cos you just turned my 6 inch to a foot long..


Now that's a pick up line

rolling on the floor laughing
Apr 15, 2011 6:09 AM CST PICK UP LINES....
bluejay2011
bluejay2011bluejay2011SE, Queensland Australia5 Threads 1,421 Posts
tonyxf: You're a babe, have you seen the film?


that one would get you a slappin
Apr 15, 2011 6:10 AM CST PICK UP LINES....
Twodawgz
TwodawgzTwodawgzmelbourne, Victoria Australia4 Threads 4,009 Posts
wave peeps


I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
Apr 15, 2011 6:12 AM CST PICK UP LINES....
Suttyrocks
SuttyrocksSuttyrocksHobart, Tasmania Australia11 Posts
A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 fake, 1 real and he says to her " I will stop loving you when all the roses die"
Apr 15, 2011 6:14 AM CST PICK UP LINES....
Twodawgz
TwodawgzTwodawgzmelbourne, Victoria Australia4 Threads 4,009 Posts
I wanna slowly move down and kiss your lips..
Apr 15, 2011 6:17 AM CST PICK UP LINES....
Suttyrocks
SuttyrocksSuttyrocksHobart, Tasmania Australia11 Posts
Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice!
Apr 15, 2011 6:23 AM CST PICK UP LINES....
Suttyrocks
SuttyrocksSuttyrocksHobart, Tasmania Australia11 Posts
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Post Comment - Post a comment on this Forum Thread

Share this Thread

We use cookies to ensure that you have the best experience possible on our website. Read Our Privacy Policy Here