PICK UP LINES.... (143)
awesome71Sawtell, New South Wales Australia5 Threads 2,927 Postsbluejay2011: Bluejay pulls the knife from her pocket
Ahhh you only want half.
awesome71: Ahhh you only want half.
Such a bragger
If you and I were squirrels, could I bust my nuts in your hole..
Twodawgz: If you and I were squirrels, could I bust my nuts in your hole..
Bet I could guess your weight if you sat on my face
You're like a prize winning fish. I dont know whether to eat you or mount you.
Suttyrocks: You're like a prize winning fish. I dont know whether to eat you or mount you.
tonyxf: Bet I could guess your weight if you sat on my face
sxc666: I already said that one
to you too moisty..
My socks are having a party, do your pants want to come down?
Did you know your got 206 bones in your body, want one more.
starcrossfish: now your here...there's 2
Hey Star - did we hear any good pick up lines last saturday?
Wysterious: Hey Star - did we hear any good pick up lines last saturday?
Na...nothing good...
Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?
starcrossfish: Na...nothing good...
Thats good - coz I couldn't remember any - especially after that drink you got awesome to buy us - I ended up mixing it with my smirnoff - many times over the legal limit after that I think
awesome71: Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?
WTF does that word mean?
awesome71: Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?
Thought you might be into that
Wysterious: Thats good - coz I couldn't remember any - especially after that drink you got awesome to buy us - I ended up mixing it with my smirnoff - many times over the legal limit after that I think
as i recall...i had some 'milkshake' drink....you instigated that one!!
bluejay2011: Thought you might be into that
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