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Apr 17, 2011 5:48 PM CST Holy Noses!
maryrachelle
maryrachellemaryrachelleBathurst, New Brunswick Canada27 Threads 1,370 Posts
I'll set the scene.(this is just a funny what if)
first date...
You look over your date is PICKING their NOSE!!!!
Not a brush or a flick or even digging with a napkin but bare finger
knuckle in one digit deep!!!
HOLY SMOKES!!!!
I assumed they were not raised by apes or maybe they were, who knows.dunno

I can see the writing on the wall or the booger on the finger.
my guess is that they didn't want a second date and weren't forward enough to just say so.
or... maybe they were so comfortable that they lost track of where they were?

What if you were the person on this date(not the nose picker)? Would you see the nose picker again??
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Apr 17, 2011 5:49 PM CST Holy Noses!
cardsfan24
cardsfan24cardsfan24somewhere in paradise, Illinois USA40 Threads 1 Polls 5,169 Posts
Id prob say will you save me a bite of thatlaugh
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Apr 17, 2011 5:49 PM CST Holy Noses!
venusenvy
venusenvyvenusenvyCalgary, Alberta Canada27 Threads 20,003 Posts
I would get up from the table and leave. uh oh
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Apr 17, 2011 5:50 PM CST Holy Noses!
maryrachelle
maryrachellemaryrachelleBathurst, New Brunswick Canada27 Threads 1,370 Posts
cardsfan24: Id prob say will you save me a bite of that
OMG! rolling on the floor laughing



barf
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Apr 17, 2011 5:52 PM CST Holy Noses!
cardsfan24
cardsfan24cardsfan24somewhere in paradise, Illinois USA40 Threads 1 Polls 5,169 Posts
What....everyone needs to share...laugh
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Apr 17, 2011 5:53 PM CST Holy Noses!
chococherrie
chococherriechococherrieSomewhere over the Rainbow, Indonesia71 Threads 5 Polls 5,647 Posts
yes i wud..his probably digging out a diamond to propose!grin
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Apr 17, 2011 5:56 PM CST Holy Noses!
cardsfan24
cardsfan24cardsfan24somewhere in paradise, Illinois USA40 Threads 1 Polls 5,169 Posts
chococherrie: yes i wud..his probably digging out a diamond to propose!
just needs a cleanin loll...laugh
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Apr 17, 2011 5:59 PM CST Holy Noses!
maryrachelle
maryrachellemaryrachelleBathurst, New Brunswick Canada27 Threads 1,370 Posts
cardsfan24: just needs a cleanin loll...

Ewwww! After that I wouldn't want it no matter how big the diamond is.It would be all full of crusty boogers,or worse the wet boogers that come out like slime.barf



I can't say I've ever dated a guy who did this,but I did go on a date once with a guy who would stick his finger in his ear,swirl it around then take it out and suck on it.
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Apr 17, 2011 6:01 PM CST Holy Noses!
chococherrie
chococherriechococherrieSomewhere over the Rainbow, Indonesia71 Threads 5 Polls 5,647 Posts
cardsfan24: just needs a cleanin loll...
we call boogers diamonds..sumtimes u get a blood diamond...very rarerolling on the floor laughing
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Apr 17, 2011 6:01 PM CST Holy Noses!
PandoraX
PandoraXPandoraXApeldoorn, Gelderland Netherlands4 Threads 3,191 Posts
maryrachelle: Ewwww! After that I wouldn't want it no matter how big the diamond is.It would be all full of crusty boogers,or worse the wet boogers that come out like slime.
I can't say I've ever dated a guy who did this,but I did go on a date once with a guy who would stick his finger in his ear,swirl it around then take it out and suck on it.



Ewwwww!

After reading this thread, I think I've led a charmed dating life. That's a scary thought. wow uh oh wow



laugh
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Apr 17, 2011 6:03 PM CST Holy Noses!
cardsfan24
cardsfan24cardsfan24somewhere in paradise, Illinois USA40 Threads 1 Polls 5,169 Posts
ooooh yeah and their made of only the best ....laugh
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Apr 17, 2011 6:03 PM CST Holy Noses!
ziggysdad2
ziggysdad2ziggysdad2glen burnie, Maryland USA3 Threads 14 Posts
cardsfan24: just needs a cleanin loll...
Tahatssnot to cool ! Did u find it tasty ? LMAOdoh drinking wine barf
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Apr 17, 2011 6:07 PM CST Holy Noses!
cardsfan24
cardsfan24cardsfan24somewhere in paradise, Illinois USA40 Threads 1 Polls 5,169 Posts
ziggysdad2: Tahatssnot to cool ! Did u find it tasty ? LMAO
nahhhh it needed some salt...grin
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Apr 17, 2011 6:09 PM CST Holy Noses!
tstone61
tstone61tstone61brayton, Iowa USA5 Threads 651 Posts
Heck no I would have left right then and not returned any calls as to why Ileft thats just nasty.
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Apr 17, 2011 6:11 PM CST Holy Noses!
venusenvy
venusenvyvenusenvyCalgary, Alberta Canada27 Threads 20,003 Posts
Good heavens G'friend what kinda dates have you been on blues
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Apr 17, 2011 6:12 PM CST Holy Noses!
Music_Is_Life
Music_Is_LifeMusic_Is_LifeSouthend, Essex, England UK7 Threads 1 Polls 312 Posts
maryrachelle: I'll set the scene.(this is just a funny what if)
first date...
You look over your date is PICKING their NOSE!!!!
Not a brush or a flick or even digging with a napkin but bare finger
knuckle in one digit deep!!!
HOLY SMOKES!!!!
I assumed they were not raised by apes or maybe they were, who knows.
I can see the writing on the wall or the booger on the finger.
my guess is that they didn't want a second date and weren't forward enough to just say so.
or... maybe they were so comfortable that they lost track of where they were?

What if you were the person on this date(not the nose picker)? Would you see the nose picker again??




I might be wrong but a friend of mine from Holland would wop it, pull it out, roll it and flick it 'em out like it was normal...he'd do it on the train as would others when I lived in Amsterdam.

He seemed as if it was just part of his and their culture.

I was always curious if that was just the Dutch being acceptive of bogey picking or he didn't care..

I lived in holland and my Dutch freinds told me the best and the worst of the Dutch was the same thing...

Best - You can do what you like because no-one cares care.

Worst - You can do what you like because no-one cares care.

Maybe I was wrong... Any Dutch people around to set me right?
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Apr 17, 2011 6:14 PM CST Holy Noses!
Music_Is_Life
Music_Is_LifeMusic_Is_LifeSouthend, Essex, England UK7 Threads 1 Polls 312 Posts
meant 'Cares' not 'Cares care'

Bad typong likee I aweeys doo
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Apr 17, 2011 6:17 PM CST Holy Noses!
maryrachelle
maryrachellemaryrachelleBathurst, New Brunswick Canada27 Threads 1,370 Posts
venusenvy: Good heavens G'friend what kinda dates have you been on

The swirly ear one was by far the worst of all.That was my first and last date with him.laugh
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Apr 17, 2011 6:19 PM CST Holy Noses!
maryrachelle
maryrachellemaryrachelleBathurst, New Brunswick Canada27 Threads 1,370 Posts
In response to: I might be wrong but a friend of mine from Holland would wop it, pull it out, roll it and flick it 'em out like it was normal...he'd do it on the train as would others when I lived in Amsterdam.

That's it! Amsterdam is off the list of place I would like to see.uh oh


I don't feel like having someones flinging snots hitting me.barf
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Apr 17, 2011 6:19 PM CST Holy Noses!
chococherrie
chococherriechococherrieSomewhere over the Rainbow, Indonesia71 Threads 5 Polls 5,647 Posts
cardsfan24: nahhhh it needed some salt...
doh talk to hand stuck barf
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