For information for those wondering who is Jack S--t (7)

For sometime many of us have wondered who is Jack S--t
We find ourselves at a loss when someone say you don't know Jack S--t!
Now with my efforts you can respond in an intellectual way!

Jack S--t is the only Son of Awe S--t

who married O S--t the owners of Deep S--t Inc.

In turn Jack S--t married No S--t and went on to have 6 children.

Holy S--t
Giva S--t
Fulla S--t
Bull S--t
and the twins
Deep S--t and
Dip S--t
Deep S--t married Dumb S--t a high school dropout.
After 15yrs Jack & No S--t divorced and she married Ted Sherlock
then became No S--t Sherlock.
Meanwhile Dip S--t married S--t happens
Bull S--t travelled the world and returned home with an Italian bride Pisa S--t!
So tell me now you don't know Jack S--t

Thanks Darren, you can see we are all getting bored eh!!

Nice one Sail.

A man received a parrot for his birthday. This parrot was fully-grown with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was an expletive. Those that weren't expletives were, to say the least, extremely rude

The man tried hard to change the bird's attitude and was constantly saying polite words, playing soft music, anything that came to mind.

Nothing worked. He yelled at the bird, the bird got worse.

He shook the bird and the bird got more angry and exceedingly rude.

Finally, in a moment of desperation, he put the parrot in the freezer.

For a few moments he heard the bird squawking, kicking and screaming and then, suddenly, all was quiet.

The man was frightened that he might have actually hurt the bird and quickly opened the freezer door. The parrot calmly stepped out onto the man's extended arm and said: "I'm sorry that I offended you with my language and actions. I ask for your forgiveness. I will try to improve my behavior."

The man was astounded at the bird's change in attitude and was about to ask what changed him when the parrot continued, "...May I ask what the chicken did?"

You will never credit this!
Truth!
Another mail form new guy today!
You guessed it a Jag driver I just
could not believe it. What the hell
is this they hunt me down!