lucky you (20)

Well.... when I won that 20,000,000euro lotto, I created a place for all lonely single people to meet.... and so I think you should all be just so grateful to me for all the good I am doing for you all. While I sit here on my yacht in the Med, bored to tears, cause my heli is taking sooooo long to get here with the fresh champagne, the lobsters are drying out, the ice-carving on the table is melting, my masseur has burnt his hands putting out 1200 candles from last nights party, the guests are complaining because the chef can only do breakfast for 20 at a time, and the champagne is late.
And we cant start breakfast because Wedward, your leader, is not yet here..... the heli was supposed to air-lift him off his Alp in Austria where he was rescuing some avalanche covered tourists, reviving them with the brandy he wears in a barrel around his neck. And while all this is going on.... when I log in to our site, I find that you have all been very shabby in replying to all the threads. Those threads have to be checked every morning, before you all have your coffee and cigarettes. You start on page one, and go right thru all of them, giving sane and reasonable comments. And the flowers are there for you to all send flowers to each other! How do you all not know that someone out there could be lying in bed ill, and with no flowers to cheer them up? THAT is why we have the flowers...... for you to send. Now please start sending flowers. Thank you all for your co-operation.