IRISH SAUSAGES ( Archived) (8)

Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro between them.


'Hang on a minute, I have an idea.' Murphy said.

He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage.


'Are you crazy? says Shamus. 'Now we don't have any ruddy money at all!'


'Don't worry' Murphy replied, 'just follow me.'


He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky.


'Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven't even got a penny to pay for these drinks !!' shouted Shamus.


Murphy replied with a smile. 'Don't you worry Shamus me son. I have a plan'


They swiftly downed their drinks. 'OK,' Murphy said, ' now here's the plan. I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth.'



Shamus reluctantly agreed and did as Murph suggested. The barman immediately noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out.


They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk, all for free.



At the tenth pub Shamus said 'Murphy - I don't think I can do any more of this. I'm absolutely drunk and me knees are killing me!'



'How do you think I feel? Murphy said, 'I can't even remember which pub I lost the bloody sausage in.

That's just funny!!

hilarious

Why are they Irish???? Why not just say two guys??????