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May 7, 2011 7:54 PM CST What was the worst 1 night stand you've ever had?
LuvinHavinFun
LuvinHavinFunLuvinHavinFunMelbourne, Victoria Australia10 Threads 407 Posts
I was wrecked in a bar once, couldnt even stand up i was that bad. Chick, or wateva she was jumped on my lap, i fell off the chair lol. When i get back up, asks me if i want a drink, i nod yes. Could barely even talk. See comes back with 4 drinks and tells me if i want them i need to drink them through a straw. Me bein me of course i drink em....
To cut a long story short, look across the pillow in the mornin and though ewwwwwwwwwwwww
thank god she was still asleep, i felt like puttin the pillow on top of her haha
i think i was taken advantage of haha
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May 7, 2011 7:56 PM CST What was the worst 1 night stand you've ever had?
daisy333
daisy333daisy333Sydney, New South Wales Australia28 Threads 7 Polls 514 Posts
LuvinHavinFun: I was wrecked in a bar once, couldnt even stand up i was that bad. Chick, or wateva she was jumped on my lap, i fell off the chair lol. When i get back up, asks me if i want a drink, i nod yes. Could barely even talk. See comes back with 4 drinks and tells me if i want them i need to drink them through a straw. Me bein me of course i drink em....
To cut a long story short, look across the pillow in the mornin and though ewwwwwwwwwwwww
thank god she was still asleep, i felt like puttin the pillow on top of her haha
i think i was taken advantage of haha


Oh boy...lmao

You know, I don't think I've ever had a bad one night stand. In fact, if it's ever happened, they wanted to see me again and I often did.

Boring, but true. laugh
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May 7, 2011 7:57 PM CST What was the worst 1 night stand you've ever had?
LuvinHavinFun
LuvinHavinFunLuvinHavinFunMelbourne, Victoria Australia10 Threads 407 Posts
daisy333: Oh boy...lmao

You know, I don't think I've ever had a bad one night stand. In fact, if it's ever happened, they wanted to see me again and I often did.

Boring, but true.


But at least u dont have to go though cringe worthy moments lol
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May 7, 2011 8:01 PM CST What was the worst 1 night stand you've ever had?
LuvinHavinFun: I was wrecked in a bar once, couldnt even stand up i was that bad. Chick, or wateva she was jumped on my lap, i fell off the chair lol. When i get back up, asks me if i want a drink, i nod yes. Could barely even talk. See comes back with 4 drinks and tells me if i want them i need to drink them through a straw. Me bein me of course i drink em....
To cut a long story short, look across the pillow in the mornin and though ewwwwwwwwwwwww
thank god she was still asleep, i felt like puttin the pillow on top of her haha
i think i was taken advantage of haha


neighbor of mine got into a scrape like that, but he was a dirty dog and came across the hall and hid out at my house, he dirty dogged for months until he started dating a Bank Supervisor and begged me not to put the finger on him..

I never got into situations like yours...
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May 7, 2011 8:01 PM CST What was the worst 1 night stand you've ever had?
chococherrie
chococherriechococherrieSomewhere over the Rainbow, Indonesia71 Threads 5 Polls 5,647 Posts
In response to: I was wrecked in a bar once, couldnt even stand up i was that bad. Chick, or wateva she was jumped on my lap, i fell off the chair lol. When i get back up, asks me if i want a drink, i nod yes. Could barely even talk. See comes back with 4 drinks and tells me if i want them i need to drink them through a straw. Me bein me of course i drink em....
To cut a long story short, look across the pillow in the mornin and though ewwwwwwwwwwwww
thank god she was still asleep, i felt like puttin the pillow on top of her haha
i think i was taken advantage of haha
not everyone looks good in the morning? u mendoh
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May 7, 2011 8:05 PM CST What was the worst 1 night stand you've ever had?
LuvinHavinFun
LuvinHavinFunLuvinHavinFunMelbourne, Victoria Australia10 Threads 407 Posts
chococherrie: not everyone looks good in the morning? u men

i look good! lol
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May 7, 2011 8:09 PM CST What was the worst 1 night stand you've ever had?
chococherrie
chococherriechococherrieSomewhere over the Rainbow, Indonesia71 Threads 5 Polls 5,647 Posts
LuvinHavinFun: i look good! lol
cause u sleep with ur make up ontongue
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May 7, 2011 8:17 PM CST What was the worst 1 night stand you've ever had?
LuvinHavinFun
LuvinHavinFunLuvinHavinFunMelbourne, Victoria Australia10 Threads 407 Posts
chococherrie: cause u sleep with ur make up on


haha my mascara never runs baby cheering
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May 7, 2011 8:20 PM CST What was the worst 1 night stand you've ever had?
chococherrie
chococherriechococherrieSomewhere over the Rainbow, Indonesia71 Threads 5 Polls 5,647 Posts
LuvinHavinFun: haha my mascara never runs baby
okwave
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May 7, 2011 8:22 PM CST What was the worst 1 night stand you've ever had?
LuvinHavinFun
LuvinHavinFunLuvinHavinFunMelbourne, Victoria Australia10 Threads 407 Posts
chococherrie: ok


seeya gorgeous wave gotta run, mite be on later toay/tonite hav a great day!!!!! xxx kiss
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May 7, 2011 8:23 PM CST What was the worst 1 night stand you've ever had?
Buffy327
Buffy327Buffy327Somewhere, Georgia USA5 Threads 1,527 Posts
LuvinHavinFun: I was wrecked in a bar once, couldnt even stand up i was that bad. Chick, or wateva she was jumped on my lap, i fell off the chair lol. When i get back up, asks me if i want a drink, i nod yes. Could barely even talk. See comes back with 4 drinks and tells me if i want them i need to drink them through a straw. Me bein me of course i drink em....
To cut a long story short, look across the pillow in the mornin and though ewwwwwwwwwwwww
thank god she was still asleep, i felt like puttin the pillow on top of her haha
i think i was taken advantage of haha


Poor baby, and u were so taken advantage of....U have no one to blame but urself....If u can't hold u liquor,(and liquor makes u do things u would never do sober) stay home or quit drinkin...doh
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May 7, 2011 8:25 PM CST What was the worst 1 night stand you've ever had?
LuvinHavinFun
LuvinHavinFunLuvinHavinFunMelbourne, Victoria Australia10 Threads 407 Posts
Buffy327: Poor baby, and u were so taken advantage of....U have no one to blame but urself....If u can't hold u liquor,(and liquor makes u do things u would never do sober) stay home or quit drinkin...


Oh nah i blame myself thats why i laugh about it. But yea can can hold liquor but once every blue moon u get a night where the body and mind just react diff.
:)
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May 7, 2011 8:26 PM CST What was the worst 1 night stand you've ever had?
Buffy327: Poor baby, and u were so taken advantage of....U have no one to blame but urself....If u can't hold u liquor,(and liquor makes u do things u would never do sober) stay home or quit drinkin...


Thinks he wears it like a Crown after all he is advertsing
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May 7, 2011 8:29 PM CST What was the worst 1 night stand you've ever had?
LuvinHavinFun
LuvinHavinFunLuvinHavinFunMelbourne, Victoria Australia10 Threads 407 Posts
SatelliteServer: Thinks he wears it like a Crown after all he is advertsing


Nah not like a crown, just interestin
But the fact that iasked about other stories dictates that i wasnt interested in havin this focus on me...
So u could possible take ur high and mighty crown off!
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May 7, 2011 8:32 PM CST What was the worst 1 night stand you've ever had?
chococherrie
chococherriechococherrieSomewhere over the Rainbow, Indonesia71 Threads 5 Polls 5,647 Posts
LuvinHavinFun: seeya gorgeous gotta run, mite be on later toay/tonite hav a great day!!!!! xxx
hopefully no more one night stands for u young manscold lips
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May 7, 2011 10:14 PM CST What was the worst 1 night stand you've ever had?
Witchaywoman
WitchaywomanWitchaywomanCarpentersville, Illinois USA97 Threads 13 Polls 4,344 Posts
LuvinHavinFun: I was wrecked in a bar once, couldnt even stand up i was that bad. Chick, or wateva she was jumped on my lap, i fell off the chair lol. When i get back up, asks me if i want a drink, i nod yes. Could barely even talk. See comes back with 4 drinks and tells me if i want them i need to drink them through a straw. Me bein me of course i drink em....
To cut a long story short, look across the pillow in the mornin and though ewwwwwwwwwwwww
thank god she was still asleep, i felt like puttin the pillow on top of her haha
i think i was taken advantage of haha


I only had one real one night stand that I can think of. The guy was a total liar. He told me he had a bit part in a movie. This was before everyone had internet. When the net became popular, I looked up the movie on IMDB. It was a totally different guy with the same name in the movie.
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May 8, 2011 12:58 AM CST What was the worst 1 night stand you've ever had?
LuvinHavinFun
LuvinHavinFunLuvinHavinFunMelbourne, Victoria Australia10 Threads 407 Posts
Witchaywoman: I only had one real one night stand that I can think of. The guy was a total liar. He told me he had a bit part in a movie. This was before everyone had internet. When the net became popular, I looked up the movie on IMDB. It was a totally different guy with the same name in the movie.


haha thats funny as. Sorry im not laughin to be nasty, just set this thread how many shocking (hence funny) stories out. As bad as they are all we can we do is just laugh at ourselves in our worst moments..
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May 8, 2011 1:43 AM CST What was the worst 1 night stand you've ever had?
ScarlettLipstick
ScarlettLipstickScarlettLipstickdunno, Metro Manila Philippines8 Threads 1 Polls 738 Posts
LuvinHavinFun: I was wrecked in a bar once, couldnt even stand up i was that bad. Chick, or wateva she was jumped on my lap, i fell off the chair lol. When i get back up, asks me if i want a drink, i nod yes. Could barely even talk. See comes back with 4 drinks and tells me if i want them i need to drink them through a straw. Me bein me of course i drink em....
To cut a long story short, look across the pillow in the mornin and though ewwwwwwwwwwwww
thank god she was still asleep, i felt like puttin the pillow on top of her haha
i think i was taken advantage of haha


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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May 8, 2011 1:49 AM CST What was the worst 1 night stand you've ever had?
viva007
viva007viva007HYDERABAD, Telangana India41 Threads 8 Polls 7,447 Posts
she asked me "your place or my place"...
I told her "your wish"...
She gave her adress ...
I went to her house...
she said she is tired...
I asked for what?...
She said she practiced the whole to stand for the night..doh frustrated
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May 8, 2011 2:16 AM CST What was the worst 1 night stand you've ever had?
carenza
carenzacarenzanear the sea, South Holland Netherlands82 Threads 1 Polls 3,113 Posts
dunno

had so many one night stands, I can't remember.

dunno
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