LuvinHavinFunOPMelbourne, Victoria Australia407 posts
I was wrecked in a bar once, couldnt even stand up i was that bad. Chick, or wateva she was jumped on my lap, i fell off the chair lol. When i get back up, asks me if i want a drink, i nod yes. Could barely even talk. See comes back with 4 drinks and tells me if i want them i need to drink them through a straw. Me bein me of course i drink em.... To cut a long story short, look across the pillow in the mornin and though ewwwwwwwwwwwww thank god she was still asleep, i felt like puttin the pillow on top of her haha i think i was taken advantage of haha
daisy333Sydney, New South Wales Australia514 posts
LuvinHavinFun: I was wrecked in a bar once, couldnt even stand up i was that bad. Chick, or wateva she was jumped on my lap, i fell off the chair lol. When i get back up, asks me if i want a drink, i nod yes. Could barely even talk. See comes back with 4 drinks and tells me if i want them i need to drink them through a straw. Me bein me of course i drink em.... To cut a long story short, look across the pillow in the mornin and though ewwwwwwwwwwwww thank god she was still asleep, i felt like puttin the pillow on top of her haha i think i was taken advantage of haha
Oh boy...lmao
You know, I don't think I've ever had a bad one night stand. In fact, if it's ever happened, they wanted to see me again and I often did.
LuvinHavinFun: I was wrecked in a bar once, couldnt even stand up i was that bad. Chick, or wateva she was jumped on my lap, i fell off the chair lol. When i get back up, asks me if i want a drink, i nod yes. Could barely even talk. See comes back with 4 drinks and tells me if i want them i need to drink them through a straw. Me bein me of course i drink em.... To cut a long story short, look across the pillow in the mornin and though ewwwwwwwwwwwww thank god she was still asleep, i felt like puttin the pillow on top of her haha i think i was taken advantage of haha
neighbor of mine got into a scrape like that, but he was a dirty dog and came across the hall and hid out at my house, he dirty dogged for months until he started dating a Bank Supervisor and begged me not to put the finger on him..
chococherrieSomewhere over the Rainbow, Indonesia5,647 posts
In response to: I was wrecked in a bar once, couldnt even stand up i was that bad. Chick, or wateva she was jumped on my lap, i fell off the chair lol. When i get back up, asks me if i want a drink, i nod yes. Could barely even talk. See comes back with 4 drinks and tells me if i want them i need to drink them through a straw. Me bein me of course i drink em.... To cut a long story short, look across the pillow in the mornin and though ewwwwwwwwwwwww thank god she was still asleep, i felt like puttin the pillow on top of her haha i think i was taken advantage of haha
LuvinHavinFun: I was wrecked in a bar once, couldnt even stand up i was that bad. Chick, or wateva she was jumped on my lap, i fell off the chair lol. When i get back up, asks me if i want a drink, i nod yes. Could barely even talk. See comes back with 4 drinks and tells me if i want them i need to drink them through a straw. Me bein me of course i drink em.... To cut a long story short, look across the pillow in the mornin and though ewwwwwwwwwwwww thank god she was still asleep, i felt like puttin the pillow on top of her haha i think i was taken advantage of haha
Poor baby, and u were so taken advantage of....U have no one to blame but urself....If u can't hold u liquor,(and liquor makes u do things u would never do sober) stay home or quit drinkin...
LuvinHavinFunOPMelbourne, Victoria Australia407 posts
Buffy327: Poor baby, and u were so taken advantage of....U have no one to blame but urself....If u can't hold u liquor,(and liquor makes u do things u would never do sober) stay home or quit drinkin...
Oh nah i blame myself thats why i laugh about it. But yea can can hold liquor but once every blue moon u get a night where the body and mind just react diff. :)
Buffy327: Poor baby, and u were so taken advantage of....U have no one to blame but urself....If u can't hold u liquor,(and liquor makes u do things u would never do sober) stay home or quit drinkin...
Thinks he wears it like a Crown after all he is advertsing
LuvinHavinFunOPMelbourne, Victoria Australia407 posts
SatelliteServer: Thinks he wears it like a Crown after all he is advertsing
Nah not like a crown, just interestin But the fact that iasked about other stories dictates that i wasnt interested in havin this focus on me... So u could possible take ur high and mighty crown off!
LuvinHavinFun: I was wrecked in a bar once, couldnt even stand up i was that bad. Chick, or wateva she was jumped on my lap, i fell off the chair lol. When i get back up, asks me if i want a drink, i nod yes. Could barely even talk. See comes back with 4 drinks and tells me if i want them i need to drink them through a straw. Me bein me of course i drink em.... To cut a long story short, look across the pillow in the mornin and though ewwwwwwwwwwwww thank god she was still asleep, i felt like puttin the pillow on top of her haha i think i was taken advantage of haha
I only had one real one night stand that I can think of. The guy was a total liar. He told me he had a bit part in a movie. This was before everyone had internet. When the net became popular, I looked up the movie on IMDB. It was a totally different guy with the same name in the movie.
LuvinHavinFunOPMelbourne, Victoria Australia407 posts
Witchaywoman: I only had one real one night stand that I can think of. The guy was a total liar. He told me he had a bit part in a movie. This was before everyone had internet. When the net became popular, I looked up the movie on IMDB. It was a totally different guy with the same name in the movie.
haha thats funny as. Sorry im not laughin to be nasty, just set this thread how many shocking (hence funny) stories out. As bad as they are all we can we do is just laugh at ourselves in our worst moments..
ScarlettLipstickdunno, Metro Manila Philippines738 posts
LuvinHavinFun: I was wrecked in a bar once, couldnt even stand up i was that bad. Chick, or wateva she was jumped on my lap, i fell off the chair lol. When i get back up, asks me if i want a drink, i nod yes. Could barely even talk. See comes back with 4 drinks and tells me if i want them i need to drink them through a straw. Me bein me of course i drink em.... To cut a long story short, look across the pillow in the mornin and though ewwwwwwwwwwwww thank god she was still asleep, i felt like puttin the pillow on top of her haha i think i was taken advantage of haha
she asked me "your place or my place"... I told her "your wish"... She gave her adress ... I went to her house... she said she is tired... I asked for what?... She said she practiced the whole to stand for the night..
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To cut a long story short, look across the pillow in the mornin and though ewwwwwwwwwwwww
thank god she was still asleep, i felt like puttin the pillow on top of her haha
i think i was taken advantage of haha