What made you smile or laugh today "2" old one full (552)

All my work colleagues and I wearing PJs and slippers to work today to raise funds for Children in Need....shaking our buckets and raffling n stuff....

You should pop into the club in your PJs

More than welcome to shake your bucket and rattle your stuff

Club hasn't been opened for a while. Where you been you little

Making some yummy scones tonight after a disastrous attempt last time. Thank you James Martin for the recipe!

Only you could turn my best fundraising efforts into something a wee bit saucy!!....

I'll go dig out my best Primark jammies in a minute and visit your club soon....

What made me laugh today? well it wasnt funny at the time but my uncles clutch went in his fan and we were stranded and ended up crawling back in first gear at about 2 mpyear and on top of that no reverse so had to manually push it into drive.....good times.....the funnyest thing was if we stopped the van would stall so my uncle was shouting everytime someone went to step onto the road haha :)

Hope your Uncle gets the Van fixed
soon, the joys of motoring.

Big Smile won a great item on the Ebay
now that was good. Hurray!!

Blues skies! Big Smile.
Life is good! Mega Smile.
Forums are quiet though! hmmmmmmm

Still smile and pass it on it does
help in this life!!

A woman goes into Cabala's to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get, so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter.

The clerk was standing behind the counter wearing dark shades.
She says to him, "Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?"

He says, ?"Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything from the sound it makes."

She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway......

He says, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-LB. Test line. It's a good all-around combination, and it's on sale this week for only $20.00."

She says, "It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!" As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor.

"Oh, that sounds like a Master Card," he says.

She bends down to pick it up and accidentally farts.

At first she is really embarrassed, but then realizes......there is no way the blind clerk could tell it was her who tooted. Being blind, he wouldn't know that she was the only person around?

The man rings up the sale and says, "That'll be $34.50 please."

The woman is totally confused by this and asks, "Didn't you tell me the rod and reel were on sale for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?"

He replies, "Yes, ma'am. The rod and reel is $20.00, but the Duck Call is $11.00, and the Catfish Bait is $3.50."

She paid it and left without saying a word.