Embarassing Moments! (12)
Waking up after a party and finding half my hair was missing!!!!
Phoenix: Waking up after a party and finding half my hair was missing!!!!
Wow, hadn't realised they sold drink now with anaesthetic in!! lol
swordfish44: Wow, hadn't realised they sold drink now with anaesthetic in!! lol
I was 17 and pissed at a rock'n'roll party...it was an unwritten rule..Don't fall asleep...A few weeks before we shaved the eyebrows of another mate...
I was working in a pub on the Airfield and mostly frequented by pilots, so more males than females, when a lady came and stood at the bar counter and dropped her handbag, spilling all the contents onto the floor. She seemed very flustered, so I came to her rescue saying "Oh don't worry, I drop mine in here all the time". I didn't live that down for a long time!
swordfish44: Or do we ever learn?
Probably not...But as long as I can laugh at my mistakes, then I guess no harm was done..
I wasn't embarrased in this one..A few yrs ago I got buckled afterwork and crashed out on a sofa upstairs in a bar I worked in Sarkoville..anyhow I woke up at silly o'clock for a piss and there in front of me (a few feet way)..was my mucker burying his head in some germans girls beaver...Now she was embarrased...
Phoenix: Probably not...But as long as I can laugh at my mistakes, then I guess no harm was done..
I wasn't embarrased in this one..A few yrs ago I got buckled afterwork and crashed out on a sofa upstairs in a bar I worked in Sarkoville..anyhow I woke up at silly o'clock for a piss and there in front of me (a few feet way)..was my mucker burying his head in some germans girls beaver...Now she was embarrased...
Going through Charles de Gaull airport on my honey moon i placed my change from my pocket on the conveyor belt to go through screening but not in the box provided said change shot off and the were Francs flying out the other end very embarrassing and id only been married 5 days no wonder were getting divorced!I wasn't embarrased in this one..A few yrs ago I got buckled afterwork and crashed out on a sofa upstairs in a bar I worked in Sarkoville..anyhow I woke up at silly o'clock for a piss and there in front of me (a few feet way)..was my mucker burying his head in some germans girls beaver...Now she was embarrased...
My most embarrassing moment arrived as 'a temptation'.
A foriegn gentleman asked me to take what was owed to
my employer (at the time). Held in his hand was a thick
sheaf of English fifty pound notes, Scottish one hundred
pound notes, a smattering of twenty pound notes, some
foriegn currencies of unknown denominations, and one or
two five pound notes...
I was 'tempted' to relieve said gentleman of all his
money, as he clearly did not know what was what, and
might probably have never been the wiser. However,
being 'a nice guy' I took the exact amount, told him
the differnce in values, and sent him on his merry
way with a smile and a wave!
A foriegn gentleman asked me to take what was owed to
my employer (at the time). Held in his hand was a thick
sheaf of English fifty pound notes, Scottish one hundred
pound notes, a smattering of twenty pound notes, some
foriegn currencies of unknown denominations, and one or
two five pound notes...
I was 'tempted' to relieve said gentleman of all his
money, as he clearly did not know what was what, and
might probably have never been the wiser. However,
being 'a nice guy' I took the exact amount, told him
the differnce in values, and sent him on his merry
way with a smile and a wave!
I cant post about my most embarassing moment in a public forum...too embarassing 
but I once posted (what I meant to send as a private mail to someone) in the Irish forum....
....naming my love interest of the moment! Numpty!
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