Problem.................Ask Auntie (295)
cherrybrandycambridge, Cambridgeshire, England UK24 Threads 7,473 Posts
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Dear Vinny!I just discovered something very strange...It happens,every now&then,that I wake up,and my "things" very stiff,-what can that be?
Since I don´t produce that much testosterone,what can it be?
I´m worried,please answer....
Since I don´t produce that much testosterone,what can it be?
I´m worried,please answer....
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vinny1967: Maybe you have something to contribute here
Unfortunately A I don't see it as a problem. You post a thread and people choose to enter or not. Your topics obviously hold an interest for them and they seem willing to debate with you. The way I see it you have 3 choices.
A. Debate
B. Change thread topics to something they have no interest in.
C. Ban them.
Remember.........its better to be loved than to have not been loved at all
Unfortunately A I don't see it as a problem. You post a thread and people choose to enter or not. Your topics obviously hold an interest for them and they seem willing to debate with you. The way I see it you have 3 choices.
A. Debate
B. Change thread topics to something they have no interest in.
C. Ban them.
Remember.........its better to be loved than to have not been loved at all
LMAO I am banned from 2 threads,mind you I only replied to 2 of his threads 100%...... a first YAY
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outdoorgirlsun: Dear Auntie Vinny:
This is a mystery and I would love to know the answer.
We had a storm last nite, and the wind was so bad,
it uprooted a Pear tree in my front yard. Well, I couldn't
deal with this morning, so after I got to work I called a friend.
He said he would go by and cut it up and haul it off.
He goes by and the tree is gone? Now what do you think of that?
This is a mystery and I would love to know the answer.
We had a storm last nite, and the wind was so bad,
it uprooted a Pear tree in my front yard. Well, I couldn't
deal with this morning, so after I got to work I called a friend.
He said he would go by and cut it up and haul it off.
He goes by and the tree is gone? Now what do you think of that?
Dear Outdoorgirlsun.
Thank you for your letter.
Unfortunatley I cant really help. Its mostly relationship problems I'm an expert on but am glad to offer help with other practical problems. I am no psychic and cannot visualise what happened 24 hours ago. I know..........Im sorry
Now as regards what I think of it.
I think the kids in your area are going to have stomach problems tonight.
Plenty of milk of magnesia.
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Vinny everytime I drink from my coffee cup I get a sharp pain in my right eye....any ideas....
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vinny1967: You can call me anything you like Nanners
I do house calls
Oh my Auntie Vinny!! I do house calls
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cherrybrandy:
Dear Cherrybrandy
If theres something you would like to get off your chest I would only be too happy to oblige.
Im here to
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grizzwald: Vinny everytime I drink from my coffee cup I get a sharp pain in my right eye....any ideas....
Remove spoon after stirring
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grizzwald: Vinny everytime I drink from my coffee cup I get a sharp pain in my right eye....any ideas....
erm,teaspoon?
sorry Auntie,think you might be overqualified for this question..
do you need assistant,btw?
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patmac: Remove spoon after stirring
Well I thought that as well guys ...so I moved the spoon to the other side of the cup and now my left eye hurts....
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vinny1967: You can call me anything you like Nanners
I do house calls
I do house calls
Can we resign Larsson............He got a hat trick tonight.
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cherrybrandy: erm,teaspoon?
sorry Auntie,think you might be overqualified for this question..
do you need assistant,btw?
sorry Auntie,think you might be overqualified for this question..
do you need assistant,btw?
Dear Cherry,
I always wanted a glamorous assistant. Thanks for your kind offer and I am happy to accept.
I am happy to wait for you to change into the customary costume which will need my personal approval before the unveiling.
Feel free to offer different outfits and remember the rule.
Less is More
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AtwoZ: Dear Vinny!I just discovered something very strange...It happens,every now&then,that I wake up,and my "things" very stiff,-what can that be?
Since I don´t produce that much testosterone,what can it be?
I´m worried,please answer....
MMMMMMMMMMMMMSince I don´t produce that much testosterone,what can it be?
I´m worried,please answer....
Just how stiff can 3 inches get
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vinny1967: My nephews in England call me Auntie Vinny cause...........well I dont know why but anyway
It's a secret and pls don't tell anyone but I answer a problem page for a well known English newspaper and I would like to offer you the benefit of my expertise. I dont charge much
So if you have a problem, big or small, serious or trivial, please feel free to ask me.
I only bite when asked
dear auntie vinney.....i do have a slight problem....while trying to vault over a fence...i landed badly.....now i have three adams apples....what should i do.....It's a secret and pls don't tell anyone but I answer a problem page for a well known English newspaper and I would like to offer you the benefit of my expertise. I dont charge much
So if you have a problem, big or small, serious or trivial, please feel free to ask me.
I only bite when asked
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vinny1967: Dear Cherrybrandy
If theres something you would like to get off your chest I would only be too happy to oblige.
Im here to
If theres something you would like to get off your chest I would only be too happy to oblige.
Im here to
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trueheart1941: dear auntie vinney.....i do have a slight problem....while trying to vault over a fence...i landed badly.....now i have three adams apples....what should i do.....
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nanners2863: Oh my Auntie Vinny!!
Well I seem to have cured you of one problem so whats next
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patmac: So that would e a group cal to Vinny, RDM and me. just to spoil your night
Hmmm..think the three of you couldn't spoil anyone's night 
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grizzwald: Well I thought that as well guys ...so I moved the spoon to the other side of the cup and now my left eye hurts....
Dear Grizzle.
Thanks for your letter and subsequent explanation.
Drink beer instead.
Yours
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cherrybrandy: hi Nan!
Hey Cherry!! What's up girl?? You don't seem yourself? Hope your ok. 
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