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vinny1967: Jeeps is going to kill you
He has to catch me first. 
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Jeeepers: Auntie Venie,
I want to go spend a couple of days in the rainforest about two or three weeks from now. Do you know where I can find a hot chick to meet me there ?
I want to go spend a couple of days in the rainforest about two or three weeks from now. Do you know where I can find a hot chick to meet me there ?
No, but I hear there is a new American blond at the bottom of the ocean on an island in Aruba
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vinny1967: Good thinking Batman.
I suppose I could ask for his Jeep as Cherry is kind of special to me now............or do you think that would be too much
not at all ....how does that saying go again...I suppose I could ask for his Jeep as Cherry is kind of special to me now............or do you think that would be too much
a Jeep in the hand is worth two Cherries in the bush....
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montecito: Dear Auntie Vinny
I'm feeling sad. I was writing to a nice young man who is in the U.S. military in Germany. It all started after last Saturday's tradegy.
I don't think of him in terms of romance because he is too young for me. He is just a nice guy from the U.S. that I enjoyed writing to.
All of a sudden he stopped writing. Why did he do that?....
I'm feeling sad. I was writing to a nice young man who is in the U.S. military in Germany. It all started after last Saturday's tradegy.
I don't think of him in terms of romance because he is too young for me. He is just a nice guy from the U.S. that I enjoyed writing to.
All of a sudden he stopped writing. Why did he do that?....
Dear Montecito,
This is a delicate issue and one I feel we need to tread carefully with. So after giving it a lot of thought I have come to some conclusions in relation to this.
I don't know.
Yours
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grizzwald: not at all ....how does that saying go again...a Jeep in the hand is worth two Cherries in the bush....
Now Cherry is going to kill you
Love it
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vinny1967: Now Cherry is going to kill you
Love it
im going to do it..Love it
just dont wanna break a nail..
to be or not..
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trueheart1941: auntie vinney.i do have a slight problem...having 24.30 yrs old woman.who offer money (most) times...with immoral suggestions regards my body...these,s woman are to young for a start...some one about my own age....45/50 it wuld,nt be so bad wot can i do ......??????
Dear Trueheart,
This is a common problem for men of your looks and stature. You can choose to ignore them, but where is the fun in that. Me personally would oblige them as I think its the Christain thing to do. Rejection can set people back and I personally would like to encourage these young people so that they can learn and evolve on this journey we call life. If you need a hand pls gis a shout.
Yours
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outdoorgirlsun: No, but I hear there is a new American blond at the bottom of the ocean on an island in Aruba
Hi SUN....You are joking right? Sadly, on the news today, there was a story about a woman who met a guy on a single site recently and went to Aruba to meet him. She hasn't been heard of since. Hopefully this won't be another Natalie Holloway story.
Sorry for the interruption Auntie.
Now back to our regularly scheduled program.
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grizzwald: not at all ....how does that saying go again...a Jeep in the hand is worth two Cherries in the bush....
just to warn you,dont know why,but im really prone to road rage,when i drive my cherry red Jeep..
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cherrybrandy: and his dog..
Would that be too much as we don't want to get greedy
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montecito: Hi SUN....You are joking right? Sadly, on the news today, there was a story about a woman who met a guy on a single site recently and went to Aruba to meet him. She hasn't been heard of since. Hopefully this won't be another Natalie Holloway story.
Sorry for the interruption Auntie.
Now back to our regularly scheduled program.
Sorry for the interruption Auntie.
Now back to our regularly scheduled program.
That's what I referring to, not really funny, tho.
Back to program, carry on!
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bodleing: In his throat???
I've heard of them dropping, but that's a hell off a way to go!!!
Best let him keep them, he might need them one day.
But thanks for the rest of your advice, although he is prone to trying to hump small boys...choir or no choir...
I've heard of them dropping, but that's a hell off a way to go!!!
Best let him keep them, he might need them one day.
But thanks for the rest of your advice, although he is prone to trying to hump small boys...choir or no choir...
Yep his throat
He had the reverse of the Adams apple removal common enough in Thailand but he says he did it jumping over a fence.
You know yourself.Anyway with Bodie's pechant for small boys would you not enrol him in the local seminary as they are crying out for priests
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hi aunt vinney my problem has been solved....the nurse came round and gave me a blow job,,,,,,,
..yes she inserted a large plastic pipe into my throat and blew ..happilly they whent right back into place.....
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trueheart1941: hi aunt vinney my problem has been solved....the nurse came round and gave me a blow job,,,,,,, ..yes she inserted a large plastic pipe into my throat and blew ..happilly they whent right back into place.....
Ah! 
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actully she was quite impressed...
and could i donate one to her brothers rugby club.....(as payment)
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trueheart1941: hi aunt vinney my problem has been solved....the nurse came round and gave me a blow job,,,,,,, ..yes she inserted a large plastic pipe into my throat and blew ..happilly they whent right back into place.....
Dear Trueheart,
Thats a pity as Bodleing was looking for a pair. Please see below.
Pity as it seemed a [perfect solution but I'm glad you got your tackle back in place as you will need them with all the young ones chasing you at the moment
bodeling: Dear Auntie Vinny,
since the hound had his 'tackle' removed...he's gone fat!!!
What can be done?...
since the hound had his 'tackle' removed...he's gone fat!!!
What can be done?...
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vinny1967: Dear Trueheart,
Thats a pity as Bodleing was looking for a pair. Please see below.
Pity as it seemed a [perfect solution but I'm glad you got your tackle back in place as you will need them with all the young ones chasing you at the moment
welllllll. i could suggest bob transplants his own tackle to his hound.....providing his hounds legs are long enough..........Thats a pity as Bodleing was looking for a pair. Please see below.
Pity as it seemed a [perfect solution but I'm glad you got your tackle back in place as you will need them with all the young ones chasing you at the moment
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Auntie, Auntie, emergency. 
Do you accept tweets or have a call-in service?
Do you accept tweets or have a call-in service?
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Dear Auntie Vinny,
Hope you won't mind, but I'm passing on your details to my
Uncle Doris who seems to be having an identity crisis.
I've always been told that two wrongs don't make a right but I'm wondering if you 2 could be the exception to this rule!
A concerned niece.
PS. Are your nephews single and good looking?
Hope you won't mind, but I'm passing on your details to my
Uncle Doris who seems to be having an identity crisis.
I've always been told that two wrongs don't make a right but I'm wondering if you 2 could be the exception to this rule!
A concerned niece.
PS. Are your nephews single and good looking?
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I suppose I could ask for his Jeep as Cherry is kind of special to me now............or do you think that would be too much