Problem.................Ask Auntie ( Archived) (295)

no bonus,no bappage though Boss...(google is a good friend)

Your bonus has been reinstated

so has your superiority!
that shirt was too tight on the chest anyway..

Auntie, I am so bored, edgy, frustrated, don't even feel like getting giggy with my feller.

I can't concentrate reading my book, I can't get "into" stories on television, I can't drive anywhere cause I just had a boo boo operated on and nobody is around to talk to. I can't even gorge on food cause with all this sitting around the calories won't burn off. I don't want to wind up oinking from all this boredom..

I looked at your credit rating with Standard & Poors and that tells me that you are top notch in your field but I don't think there is any help for me today, not even with your expertise.

I tried to call the Ad Robot but he's out on a house call, I think it's with Cherry.. which I'm surprised about because I was under the impression she was so busy that I offered to help her if she got overwhelmed with the work. So how does she make time for the Ad Robot

What am I going to do?

It's Friday, Friday...uhoh...is Rebecca here..

Dear Auntie V, hope you can help me with this one please.

I am having a problem with my swing, my suspicion is a shaft problem. At my age, is hoping to continue to play well with a stiff shaft still achievable ? And my balls are all swing to the right. What's that all about ?

Yours .... confused & frustrated ......

That could be a problem if you're right handed...

Dear Monte! of course Auntie will respond promptly,as soon as he gets his shorts measured to a proper lenght..in the meantime,im here for you.. the robot is nowhere to be seen.. i could have done with some help also.. will send him to your place promptly..how is your boo boo feeling today?you do keep that foot elevated..and massaged for better circulation..
i recommend some groovy music for the soul..and a fresh fruit..

Dear Ms. Cherry......My boo boo is doing okay but other days it's a pain in the foot.. I'm not keeping it elevated as much as I should because I sit at this desk trying to make peace in my life but all I can find is boredom. I have lots of apples on hand so will take your advice to have one. By any chance are you Ann Landers granddaughter?

Thank you for your quick response.

Bored Beyond The Limits..

Dear It's Friday, Friday ...uhoh...is Rebecca here

Firstly Cherry is not cheating on me with the Ad Robot I know this for a fact because the Ad Robot does not do cash bonuses.........so there

In my humble opinion you need to concentrate on your feller a whole lot more. Where is he while you are doing this ? Do you think he could do with a beer or a pizza. I'm sick of this Me me me world we live in. Go and see to his every whim and if he doesn't have one.....find one.
If not there is probably hoovering or ironing to be done.

Yours