What were Adam's first words to Eve ? ( Archived) (93)

Sep 3, 2011 11:24 PM CST What were Adam's first words to Eve ?
Frankinstien
FrankinstienFrankinstienSan Juan, Puerto Rico1 Threads 1,521 Posts
No your butt does not look big with that fig leaf !
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Sep 3, 2011 11:27 PM CST What were Adam's first words to Eve ?
goodwoman3317
goodwoman3317goodwoman3317Nixa, Missouri USA1 Threads 3 Posts
woman
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Sep 4, 2011 6:52 AM CST What were Adam's first words to Eve ?
Rummy1
Rummy1Rummy1Baku, Azerbaijan38 Threads 3 Polls 565 Posts
bend overuh oh
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Sep 4, 2011 6:53 AM CST What were Adam's first words to Eve ?
leigh2154
leigh2154leigh2154Crossville, Tennessee USA5 Threads 6,408 Posts
Rummy1: bend over


Best "apple" pie I ever ate!....hole
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Sep 4, 2011 6:56 AM CST What were Adam's first words to Eve ?
Jeeepers
JeeepersJeeepersCowpet Bay, Saint Thomas Virgin Islands (USA)21 Threads 6,482 Posts
professor Dammit Eve ! I asked you not to bathe in the lake. Now I'm sure God will never be able to get that smell out of the fish ! doh
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Sep 4, 2011 6:59 AM CST What were Adam's first words to Eve ?
Rummy1
Rummy1Rummy1Baku, Azerbaijan38 Threads 3 Polls 565 Posts
leigh2154: Best "apple" pie I ever ate!....


u dirty minddoh laugh wine
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Sep 4, 2011 7:06 AM CST What were Adam's first words to Eve ?
JackOfTrades
JackOfTradesJackOfTradesHammond, Louisiana USA24 Posts
:: adam points and says :: i think youre missing something... and what are those hanging from your shoulders?

:: eve pauses for a moment with her head down :: shut up. i already know. lets grab some fig leaves and forget this ever happened.

:: adam raises a brow, genuinely concerned :: sorry, Eve. I didnt mean to make you jealous...

:: eve shouts and storms off :: SHUT UP! youll NEVER understand!
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Sep 4, 2011 7:07 AM CST What were Adam's first words to Eve ?
stringman
stringmanstringmanwallaceburg, Ontario Canada649 Threads 1 Polls 7,049 Posts
drop the leaf and i will show you my beef.
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Sep 4, 2011 7:16 AM CST What were Adam's first words to Eve ?
leigh2154
leigh2154leigh2154Crossville, Tennessee USA5 Threads 6,408 Posts
Rummy1: u dirty mind


OK...."Best apple pie I ever tasted"!!!laugh

Hi Rumsy baby!!!wave

Kisslips Hughug
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Sep 4, 2011 7:17 AM CST What were Adam's first words to Eve ?
leigh2154
leigh2154leigh2154Crossville, Tennessee USA5 Threads 6,408 Posts
stringman: drop the leaf and i will show you my beef.


Show me the beef...great commercial!!thumbs up

Morning String!!wave

teddybear
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Sep 4, 2011 7:21 AM CST What were Adam's first words to Eve ?
boomboom_uk
boomboom_ukboomboom_ukglasgow, Central, Scotland UK51 Threads 3,257 Posts
"Hey your pretty and Im cute..together we could be pretty cute" kiss kiss
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Sep 4, 2011 7:22 AM CST What were Adam's first words to Eve ?
trueheart1941
trueheart1941trueheart1941brentwood essex, Essex, England UK27 Threads 8,005 Posts
leigh2154: Best "apple" pie I ever ate!....
....to which eve replied........:)......ahhh thanks adam....will i get a raise.....rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Sep 4, 2011 7:23 AM CST What were Adam's first words to Eve ?
grizzwald
grizzwaldgrizzwaldalexandra bay, New York USA12 Threads 1,151 Posts
leigh2154: Show me the beef...great commercial!!

Morning String!!
I think he may have said ....Hey you over there ...what are those tumors you have on your chest there....

Maybe you should eat an orange...professor


Dumb blonde oranges are not red ...that's an apple...doh
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Sep 4, 2011 7:25 AM CST What were Adam's first words to Eve ?
stringman
stringmanstringmanwallaceburg, Ontario Canada649 Threads 1 Polls 7,049 Posts
good morning leigh.kiss
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Sep 5, 2011 2:56 AM CST What were Adam's first words to Eve ?
reckless40
reckless40reckless40Athens, Attica Greece5 Threads 39 Posts
A- Whats this leaf for?
E- A girl named Victoria gave it to me. She said it is her secret.
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Sep 5, 2011 5:09 AM CST What were Adam's first words to Eve ?
Wait.... I've seen you on Connecting Singles!!!

mumbling
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Sep 5, 2011 5:18 AM CST What were Adam's first words to Eve ?
Boban1
Boban1Boban1bigplace, Central Serbia Serbia144 Threads 5 Polls 18,789 Posts
reckless40: - Long time no see


don`t know... maybe these lyrics....

.some men hunt for sport,
Others hunt for food.
The only thing I'm hunting for
Is an outfit that looks good.
See my vest, see my vest,
Made from real gorilla chest.
Feel this sweater, there's no better
Than authentic Irish Setter.
See this hat, 'twas my cat.
My evening wear, vampire bat.
These white slippers are albino
African endangered rhino.
Grizzly bear underwear,
Turtle necks I've got my share.
Beret of poodle on my noodle it shall rest
Try my red robin suit,
It comes one breast or two...
See my vest, See my vest, See my vest.
Like my loafers, former gophers,
It was that or skin my chauffeurs,
But a greyhound fur tuxedo would be best...
So let's prepare these dogs,
Kill two for matching clogs!
See my vest!
See me vest!
Oh, please, won't you see my veeeeeesst!...choir
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Sep 5, 2011 5:27 AM CST What were Adam's first words to Eve ?
curly28
curly28curly28Perth, Western Australia Australia53 Threads 5,450 Posts
Adam to Eve conversing an hour later LOOK YOU BROKE MY THINGY crying crying crying Eve >>>> rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Sep 5, 2011 5:29 AM CST What were Adam's first words to Eve ?
Kontikitact
KontikitactKontikitactsilkeborg, Central Jutland Denmark52 Threads 6 Polls 797 Posts
That's my apple.....I'll swap you for my banana....!
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Sep 5, 2011 8:05 AM CST What were Adam's first words to Eve ?
epicure
epicureepicureAlanya/Antalya, Mediterranean Turkey401 Threads 10 Polls 5,224 Posts
Gosh! Middle of ur legs is injured
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