IF MY BODY WAS A CAR (7)
patmac: If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking About trading it in for a newer model. Most of my moving parts could do with being oiled. I’ve got bumps and dents and scratches in my
finish And my paint job is getting a little dull It’s difficult to start me, once I’m parked. Sometimes I forget where I am supposed to be going. My headlights are out of focus and it’s especially
hard to see things up close My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather. My whitewalls are all stained with varicose veins.
t takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently. But that’s not the worst of it: Almost every time I sneeze, cough or splutter, either my radiator leaks or my exhaust
backfires!
finish And my paint job is getting a little dull It’s difficult to start me, once I’m parked. Sometimes I forget where I am supposed to be going. My headlights are out of focus and it’s especially
hard to see things up close My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather. My whitewalls are all stained with varicose veins.
t takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently. But that’s not the worst of it: Almost every time I sneeze, cough or splutter, either my radiator leaks or my exhaust
backfires!
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patmac: If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking About trading it in for a newer model. Most of my moving parts could do with being oiled. I’ve got bumps and dents and scratches in my
finish And my paint job is getting a little dull It’s difficult to start me, once I’m parked. Sometimes I forget where I am supposed to be going. My headlights are out of focus and it’s especially
hard to see things up close My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather. My whitewalls are all stained with varicose veins.
t takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently. But that’s not the worst of it: Almost every time I sneeze, cough or splutter, either my radiator leaks or my exhaust
backfires!
finish And my paint job is getting a little dull It’s difficult to start me, once I’m parked. Sometimes I forget where I am supposed to be going. My headlights are out of focus and it’s especially
hard to see things up close My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather. My whitewalls are all stained with varicose veins.
t takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently. But that’s not the worst of it: Almost every time I sneeze, cough or splutter, either my radiator leaks or my exhaust
backfires!
But you still have a good head of hair unlike me who can see her scalp....
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patmac: If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking About trading it in for a newer model. Most of my moving parts could do with being oiled. I’ve got bumps and dents and scratches in my
finish And my paint job is getting a little dull It’s difficult to start me, once I’m parked. Sometimes I forget where I am supposed to be going. My headlights are out of focus and it’s especially
hard to see things up close My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather. My whitewalls are all stained with varicose veins.
t takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently. But that’s not the worst of it: Almost every time I sneeze, cough or splutter, either my radiator leaks or my exhaust
backfires!
finish And my paint job is getting a little dull It’s difficult to start me, once I’m parked. Sometimes I forget where I am supposed to be going. My headlights are out of focus and it’s especially
hard to see things up close My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather. My whitewalls are all stained with varicose veins.
t takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently. But that’s not the worst of it: Almost every time I sneeze, cough or splutter, either my radiator leaks or my exhaust
backfires!
hey pat do you know me???? the reason i ask is you just described me
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I would be a boogie.
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Hi Pat,
Its great to see you back in circulation. Your car body may be feeling the rigours of long use but your installed computer is still great.
Twas nice to see you in print during one of my (now) rare visits. I wish Nuliii would make a comeback too.
I trust you are now going easy on your STP and other additives
Its great to see you back in circulation. Your car body may be feeling the rigours of long use but your installed computer is still great.
Twas nice to see you in print during one of my (now) rare visits. I wish Nuliii would make a comeback too.
I trust you are now going easy on your STP and other additives
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umayangani: Hi Pat,
Its great to see you back in circulation. Your car body may be feeling the rigours of long use but your installed computer is still great.
Twas nice to see you in print during one of my (now) rare visits. I wish Nuliii would make a comeback too.
I trust you are now going easy on your STP and other additives
Its great to see you back in circulation. Your car body may be feeling the rigours of long use but your installed computer is still great.
Twas nice to see you in print during one of my (now) rare visits. I wish Nuliii would make a comeback too.
I trust you are now going easy on your STP and other additives
Hi U, Dont wish to be the bearer of bad news, no-one is"back" check the dates posted..... I made the same mistake......
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finish And my paint job is getting a little dull It’s difficult to start me, once I’m parked. Sometimes I forget where I am supposed to be going. My headlights are out of focus and it’s especially
hard to see things up close My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather. My whitewalls are all stained with varicose veins.
t takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently. But that’s not the worst of it: Almost every time I sneeze, cough or splutter, either my radiator leaks or my exhaust
backfires!