Toilet Music (8)
I find that listening to Enya stimulates contractions 
milankovic: Most toilets flush in E flat. Unless your bum is on it in which case it muffles the sound down a lower octave. Of course it depends on the size of your bum. Just some unless info for ye. And just wondering also if any of you are rich enough to have a bidet? (if that how you spell it) and do you use it?
Was in a hotel once that had one and it felt weird.
Was in a hotel once that had one and it felt weird.
Bidet? Did he not write 'Carmen?'.....Oh no, that was Bizet! Imagine this coming out of your pan as you sat on it!
milankovic: Most toilets flush in E flat. Unless your bum is on it in which case it muffles the sound down a lower octave. Of course it depends on the size of your bum. Just some unless info for ye. And just wondering also if any of you are rich enough to have a bidet? (if that how you spell it) and do you use it?
Was in a hotel once that had one and it felt weird.
Just as long as I have hot and cold running water and a clean kazzy with the necessary rolls then a bidet is only taking up space . Using one isn't on my 'To do' list Was in a hotel once that had one and it felt weird.
.In response to: Most toilets flush in E flat. Unless your bum is on it in which case it muffles the sound down a lower octave. Of course it depends on the size of your bum. Just some unless info for ye. And just wondering also if any of you are rich enough to have a bidet? (if that how you spell it) and do you use it?
Was in a hotel once that had one and it felt weird.
Was in a hotel once that had one and it felt weird.
is it E flat if you fart on the throne too ?
stretchmurph: is it E flat if you fart on the throne too ?
Wouldn't know the answer to that as thankfully im not afflicted with gastrointestinal eruptions.
milankovic: Most toilets flush in E flat. Unless your bum is on it in which case it muffles the sound down a lower octave. Of course it depends on the size of your bum. Just some unless info for ye. And just wondering also if any of you are rich enough to have a bidet? (if that how you spell it) and do you use it?
Was in a hotel once that had one and it felt weird.
Was in a hotel once that had one and it felt weird.
I imagine a fart would be a bum note
my aunt had this vast house back in the 80s i stayed with her and yep she had a bidet..she had a bathroom the size of a very large hotel room like so bidet was an obvious room filler...twas deadly..and id love one now..power one even..can u imagine the thrill that be like first thing in the morning...certainly wake ya up with a smile 
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Was in a hotel once that had one and it felt weird.