THE CLEVER TROLL (18)
patmac: 53,000 Trollsmeet in St James Park Newcastle for a ’TrollsAre Not Stupid’
convention.
Mr HARD addresses the crowd ’We are all here today to prove to the
world that Trolls are not stupid.
Can I have a volunteer please?’
Mr Misty gingerly works his way through the crowd and steps up to the
stage.
Mr Hard asks him ’What is 15 plus 15?’ After 15 or 20 seconds Misty
says, ’Eighteen!’
Obviously everyone is a little disappointed.
Then the Trolls start chanting, ’Give him another chance! Give him
another chance!’
Hard says ’Well since we have a capacity crowd, world-wide press and
global broadcast media here, I think we can give him another chance.
So he asks ’What is 5 plus 5?’ After nearly 30 seconds he eventually
says, ’Ninety?’
Hard looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh.
Everyone is disheartened and Misty starts crying.
But then the 53,000 Trolls begin to yell and wave their hands
shouting, ’GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!’
Hard, unsure whether he is now doing more harm than good eventually
says,
’What is 2 plus 2? ’Silence hangs over the stadium. Misty closes his
eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says, ’Four?’
Pandemonium breaks out throughout the stadium as the Troll crowd stand
to a man, wave their arms, stomp their feet and scream
’GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!’
Morning Folks....
I don't get it!convention.
Mr HARD addresses the crowd ’We are all here today to prove to the
world that Trolls are not stupid.
Can I have a volunteer please?’
Mr Misty gingerly works his way through the crowd and steps up to the
stage.
Mr Hard asks him ’What is 15 plus 15?’ After 15 or 20 seconds Misty
says, ’Eighteen!’
Obviously everyone is a little disappointed.
Then the Trolls start chanting, ’Give him another chance! Give him
another chance!’
Hard says ’Well since we have a capacity crowd, world-wide press and
global broadcast media here, I think we can give him another chance.
So he asks ’What is 5 plus 5?’ After nearly 30 seconds he eventually
says, ’Ninety?’
Hard looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh.
Everyone is disheartened and Misty starts crying.
But then the 53,000 Trolls begin to yell and wave their hands
shouting, ’GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!’
Hard, unsure whether he is now doing more harm than good eventually
says,
’What is 2 plus 2? ’Silence hangs over the stadium. Misty closes his
eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says, ’Four?’
Pandemonium breaks out throughout the stadium as the Troll crowd stand
to a man, wave their arms, stomp their feet and scream
’GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!’
Morning Folks....
Give ME another Chance!
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Conrad73: I don't get it!
Give ME another Chance!
Give ME another Chance!
It means that if you give Misty enough chances, eventually he will hit upon something right by accident (or maybe by design), but this is not proof of intelligence.
If the overwhelming evidence is Misty is dull as a brush, why focus on such a small piece of evidence as proof that there will be a change in his behaviour and abilities?
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jac379: It means that if you give Misty enough chances, eventually he will hit upon something right by accident (or maybe by design), but this is not proof of intelligence.
If the overwhelming evidence is Misty is dull as a brush, why focus on such a small piece of evidence as proof that there will be a change in his behaviour and abilities?
I did get it!If the overwhelming evidence is Misty is dull as a brush, why focus on such a small piece of evidence as proof that there will be a change in his behaviour and abilities?
Something like,If you have a room full of Chimps with Typewriters,given enough time,they'll come up with a Bestseller!
Was just playing thick!
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Conrad73: I did get it!
Something like,If you have a room full of Chimps with Typewriters,given enough time,they'll come up with a Bestseller! Was just playing thick!
Something like,If you have a room full of Chimps with Typewriters,given enough time,they'll come up with a Bestseller! Was just playing thick!
I'm sorry, I don't know what you're talking about Conrad, I've just been trying to get a flea out of my keyboard.
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jac379: I'm sorry, I don't know what you're talking about Conrad, I've just been trying to get a flea out of my keyboard.
Was that a flea or a fly Jac ?
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jac379: I'm sorry, I don't know what you're talking about Conrad, I've just been trying to get a flea out of my keyboard.
better get some of that approved Spray!It could be one of those Troll-Fleas!
They are running rampant these time of year!
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Conrad73: I did get it!
Something like,If you have a room full of Chimps with Typewriters,given enough time,they'll come up with a Bestseller! Was just playing thick!
14**************************0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000Something like,If you have a room full of Chimps with Typewriters,given enough time,they'll come up with a Bestseller! Was just playing thick!
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Interestingly, I don't recall making the last post at all. 
I've just asked my daughter and apparantly my granddaughter has been playing with the keyboard. My daughter said, "she did manage to get someone's quote up, but she didn't press 'post reply', or anything..."
I've just asked my daughter and apparantly my granddaughter has been playing with the keyboard. My daughter said, "she did manage to get someone's quote up, but she didn't press 'post reply', or anything..."
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jac379: 14**************************0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
now that's the number of how impossible it would be!------ This thread is Archived ------
jac379: Interestingly, I don't recall making the last post at all.
I've just asked my daughter and apparantly my granddaughter has been playing with the keyboard. My daughter said, "she did manage to get someone's quote up, but she didn't press 'post reply', or anything..."
but she sure hit on the right number!I've just asked my daughter and apparantly my granddaughter has been playing with the keyboard. My daughter said, "she did manage to get someone's quote up, but she didn't press 'post reply', or anything..."
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jac379: Interestingly, I don't recall making the last post at all.
I've just asked my daughter and apparantly my granddaughter has been playing with the keyboard. My daughter said, "she did manage to get someone's quote up, but she didn't press 'post reply', or anything..."
I've just asked my daughter and apparantly my granddaughter has been playing with the keyboard. My daughter said, "she did manage to get someone's quote up, but she didn't press 'post reply', or anything..."
Tried to decode it Jac, no joy......
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jac379: I'm sorry, I don't know what you're talking about Conrad, I've just been trying to get a flea out of my keyboard.
Give him An other Chance ,Give him an Other Chance 
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She's gonna be a right bleedin' comedian, I can see it.
She's already fraped Meg and rang one of her friends at 6 o'clock in the morning for a wee chat.
She couldn't have picked a better post, eh?
Genius!
She's already fraped Meg and rang one of her friends at 6 o'clock in the morning for a wee chat.
She couldn't have picked a better post, eh?
Genius!
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jac379: She's gonna be a right bleedin' comedian, I can see it.
She's already fraped Meg and rang one of her friends at 6 o'clock in the morning for a wee chat.
She couldn't have picked a better post, eh?
Genius!
She's already fraped Meg and rang one of her friends at 6 o'clock in the morning for a wee chat.
She couldn't have picked a better post, eh?
Genius!
Or should I have said, QED?
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Conrad73: I don't get it!
Give ME another Chance!
Give ME another Chance!
hmmmmmm are you admitting you're a troll?
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RayfromUSA: hmmmmmm are you admitting you're a troll?
should ask you the same question then!------ This thread is Archived ------
Hardly needs a press conferance
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convention.
Mr HARD addresses the crowd ’We are all here today to prove to the
world that Trolls are not stupid.
Can I have a volunteer please?’
Mr Misty gingerly works his way through the crowd and steps up to the
stage.
Mr Hard asks him ’What is 15 plus 15?’ After 15 or 20 seconds Misty
says, ’Eighteen!’
Obviously everyone is a little disappointed.
Then the Trolls start chanting, ’Give him another chance! Give him
another chance!’
Hard says ’Well since we have a capacity crowd, world-wide press and
global broadcast media here, I think we can give him another chance.
So he asks ’What is 5 plus 5?’ After nearly 30 seconds he eventually
says, ’Ninety?’
Hard looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh.
Everyone is disheartened and Misty starts crying.
But then the 53,000 Trolls begin to yell and wave their hands
shouting, ’GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!’
Hard, unsure whether he is now doing more harm than good eventually
says,
’What is 2 plus 2? ’Silence hangs over the stadium. Misty closes his
eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says, ’Four?’
Pandemonium breaks out throughout the stadium as the Troll crowd stand
to a man, wave their arms, stomp their feet and scream
’GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!’