I MISS BILL CLINTON (5)
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patmac: "Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a real black man as President.
Number 1 - He played the sax.
Number 2 - He smoked weed.
Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women.Even now? Look at him ... his wife works and he doesn't, and he gets a cheque from the government every month. Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's shelves this week with "Clinton Soup" in honour of one of the nations' most distinguished men; it consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.
The Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honour Bill Clinton; the Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada.
When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't know, I never had one."
The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know."
Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between the Bushes."
You mean Hillary, not Monica, I hope?Number 1 - He played the sax.
Number 2 - He smoked weed.
Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women.Even now? Look at him ... his wife works and he doesn't, and he gets a cheque from the government every month. Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's shelves this week with "Clinton Soup" in honour of one of the nations' most distinguished men; it consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.
The Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honour Bill Clinton; the Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada.
When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't know, I never had one."
The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know."
Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between the Bushes."
Thanks for the laugh.
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In response to: "Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a real black man as President.
Number 1 - He played the sax.
Number 2 - He smoked weed.
Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women.
Even now? Look at him ... his wife works and he doesn't, and he gets a cheque from the government every month. Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's shelves this week with "Clinton Soup" in honour of one of the nations' most distinguished men; it consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.
The Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honour Bill Clinton; the Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada.
When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't know, I never had one."
The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know."
Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between the Bushes."
Number 1 - He played the sax.
Number 2 - He smoked weed.
Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women.
Even now? Look at him ... his wife works and he doesn't, and he gets a cheque from the government every month. Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's shelves this week with "Clinton Soup" in honour of one of the nations' most distinguished men; it consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.
The Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honour Bill Clinton; the Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada.
When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't know, I never had one."
The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know."
Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between the Bushes."
putting aside the joke part, i truly do miss Bill Clinton. Live happy and healthy, Bill
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Number 1 - He played the sax.
Number 2 - He smoked weed.
Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women.
Even now? Look at him ... his wife works and he doesn't, and he gets a cheque from the government every month. Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's shelves this week with "Clinton Soup" in honour of one of the nations' most distinguished men; it consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.
The Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honour Bill Clinton; the Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada.
When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't know, I never had one."
The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know."
Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between the Bushes."