Best/Worst Chat-Up Lines.. Share them here! (12)
worst one i ever heard was in greece a few years ago a young WOMAN says to a man im hot so are you
HI S how are you mate?
ill get in touch on fb
HI S how are you mate?
ill get in touch on fb
I personally don't use them. I try to make nubiles giggle..then butter them up and if the gods are in my favour then I'm not having breakfast alone..
Phoenix: I personally don't use them. I try to make nubiles
giggle..then butter them up and if the gods are in my favour then I'm not having breakfast alone..
giggle..then butter them up and if the gods are in my favour then I'm not having breakfast alone..
Or cooking it
How was your visit from your daughter ?
bestbefore: Or cooking it How was your visit from your daughter ?
She's still here..going great thanks. We haven't seen each other for a few months, catching up on things.She knows what I've been saying for yonks here..The sun really shines from my butt.
I suspose at the end of the day she's like any other 18yr old..hates getting out of bed, listens to strange music (I think it's called pop) and watches american TV shows..I have introduced her to Jezza, Corrie and Eastenders...
So far plain sailing..
How much does a polar bear weigh??,,,,,,,,
Enough to break the ice?.......
Enough to break the ice?.......
Dont use them, ...a woman knows if shes going to sleep with you before you open your mouth so why bother :P
is that a ladder in your stockings,or a stairway to heaven 
I am wearing skin tight white shorts...Would you like to see my bulge on cam? How sick was he?
My face leaves in 10 minutes... be on it !!!
Phoenix: I personally don't use them. I try to make nubiles giggle..then butter them up and if the gods are in my favour then I'm not having breakfast alone..
so you bought a dog too?
I've lost my mobile - Can I borrow yours
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