Cardiologist and the Honda Mechanic. (7)
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Reminds me of the embarrassed Kawasaki mechanic who wen't to a proctologist.
He said, doctor you must help me. I can't stop farting at work but what's worse is when I fart it sounds like I'm trumpeting out the word 'Honda.' My boss has threatened me with the sack for advertising our lead competitor.
'That's an easy one' says the proctologist. 'I'll give you some cream for your abscess.'
'Abscess, Abscess!' say s the poor despairing mechanic.'How can it be an abscess.'
LOOK AWAY NOW I WARN YOU!
'Have you never heard' says the proctologist. 'Abscess makes the fart go Honda!
He said, doctor you must help me. I can't stop farting at work but what's worse is when I fart it sounds like I'm trumpeting out the word 'Honda.' My boss has threatened me with the sack for advertising our lead competitor.
'That's an easy one' says the proctologist. 'I'll give you some cream for your abscess.'
'Abscess, Abscess!' say s the poor despairing mechanic.'How can it be an abscess.'
LOOK AWAY NOW I WARN YOU!
'Have you never heard' says the proctologist. 'Abscess makes the fart go Honda!
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Godsgift: Reminds me of the embarrassed Kawasaki mechanic who wen't to a proctologist.
He said, doctor you must help me. I can't stop farting at work but what's worse is when I fart it sounds like I'm trumpeting out the word 'Honda.' My boss has threatened me with the sack for advertising our lead competitor.
'That's an easy one' says the proctologist. 'I'll give you some cream for your abscess.'
'Abscess, Abscess!' say s the poor despairing mechanic.'How can it be an abscess.'
LOOK AWAY NOW I WARN YOU!
'Have you never heard' says the proctologist. 'Abscess makes the fart go Honda!
He said, doctor you must help me. I can't stop farting at work but what's worse is when I fart it sounds like I'm trumpeting out the word 'Honda.' My boss has threatened me with the sack for advertising our lead competitor.
'That's an easy one' says the proctologist. 'I'll give you some cream for your abscess.'
'Abscess, Abscess!' say s the poor despairing mechanic.'How can it be an abscess.'
LOOK AWAY NOW I WARN YOU!
'Have you never heard' says the proctologist. 'Abscess makes the fart go Honda!
Ah Gods 
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Ahh! A couple a good ones here!!
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The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his car when the mechanic shouted across the garage,
"Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?" The cardiologist, a bit surprised walked over to where the mechanic was working on the Honda .
The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked,
So Doc, look at this engine. I opened its heart, took the valves out, repaired or replaced anything damaged, and then put everything back in, and when I finished, it worked just like new.
So how is it that I make $24,000 a year and you make $1.7M when you and I are doing basically the same work?
The cardiologist paused, leaned over, and then whispered to the mechanic....
"Try doing it with the engine running."