Air freshners for the backside? ( Archived) (11)

Nov 15, 2006 8:51 PM CST Air freshners for the backside?
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA839 Threads 13,003 Posts
If they made air freshners for the backside (little tube devices to insert into the behind.) with many fragrances.

Would breaking wind become acceptable in public....would it still be funny.....would each person have to have designer fragrances?

Would the inserts need to be water soluble to keep from plugging toilets.

Would they be designed to whistle a tune when you let rip.

Would people start eating more beans to play longer tunes.

Would people soon be on talent shows playing Mozart out their butts.

Hmmmmm! dunno confused grin I was just sitting on the toilet thinking!!!

What else!rolling on the floor laughing
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Nov 15, 2006 9:19 PM CST Air freshners for the backside?
LaL35p4dNx79p3dW
LaL35p4dNx79p3dWLaL35p4dNx79p3dWSanford, North Carolina USA440 Posts
When you perfect your air freshener what movie stars will you get to demonstrate them on a 30 minute TV advertisement show?
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Nov 15, 2006 9:23 PM CST Air freshners for the backside?
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA839 Threads 13,003 Posts
There are some fine female models I have been studying for years. I will just have to keep studying until I get them in production.grin
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Nov 15, 2006 9:38 PM CST Air freshners for the backside?
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA839 Threads 13,003 Posts
All it needs is lights.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Nov 15, 2006 9:39 PM CST Air freshners for the backside?
LaL35p4dNx79p3dW
LaL35p4dNx79p3dWLaL35p4dNx79p3dWSanford, North Carolina USA440 Posts
How about a miniature fan?laugh
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Nov 15, 2006 9:40 PM CST Air freshners for the backside?
catwm
catwmcatwmSomewhere in the middle, Florida USA48 Threads 6,683 Posts
jaw drop
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Nov 15, 2006 9:43 PM CST Air freshners for the backside?
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA839 Threads 13,003 Posts
Hello! pretty lady!








I wonder if it should have a changer to play the scents one at a time every few minutes.confused
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Nov 15, 2006 9:45 PM CST Air freshners for the backside?
tinsle perhaps?cheering
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Nov 15, 2006 9:55 PM CST Air freshners for the backside?
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA839 Threads 13,003 Posts
Now we are getting silly! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Nov 15, 2006 9:57 PM CST Air freshners for the backside?
i don't know about you but when i crap it always smells like rosesrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Nov 15, 2006 10:00 PM CST Air freshners for the backside?
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA839 Threads 13,003 Posts
Rose's crap must smell bad then. Why are you two taking a crap together anyway.confused rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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