Does online grocery shopping ever go according to plan??? - Any funny stories? (18)
wow good to see you.I useto do the old shopping online with
Tesco and have to say it was always spot
on, but the free banans would be great for
the banana split!!
You never rusty J
Sailfree1: wow good to see you.
I useto do the old shopping online with
Tesco and have to say it was always spot
on, but the free banans would be great for
the banana split!!
You never rusty J
I useto do the old shopping online with
Tesco and have to say it was always spot
on, but the free banans would be great for
the banana split!!
You never rusty J
Yoicks -
I say - Jolly good showI ze gitin me Nana's at a quid a bag o 7 from Asda an itz closer 2 me than Tesco Innit
Juneau: Boring I know, but I get my big grocery shop with either Tesco or Sainsbury's, and there is ALWAYS a problem with either the website (Tesco's) or the delivery (both!)
eg. tonight's LITTLE suprise was that the one leek that I ordered, was so small, that both me and the driver thought they'd sent me a spring onion!
Also, I ordered my usual two bananas, and instead was sent 10 bananas, with nothing on the receipt!
FREE BANANAS FOR EVERYONE!!!
I know this is lame, but I'm a bit rusty...haven't been on since April!!
eg. tonight's LITTLE suprise was that the one leek that I ordered, was so small, that both me and the driver thought they'd sent me a spring onion!
Also, I ordered my usual two bananas, and instead was sent 10 bananas, with nothing on the receipt!
FREE BANANAS FOR EVERYONE!!!
I know this is lame, but I'm a bit rusty...haven't been on since April!!
I believe the word is 'sybie' in Scotland. We'll have none of dem spring onions or scallions north of the border thank you!
Sailfree1: wow good to see you.
I useto do the old shopping online with
Tesco and have to say it was always spot
on, but the free banans would be great for
the banana split!!
You never rusty J
I useto do the old shopping online with
Tesco and have to say it was always spot
on, but the free banans would be great for
the banana split!!
You never rusty J
Hi Sail
Thanks
Godsgift: I believe the word is 'sybie' in Scotland. We'll have none of dem spring onions or scallions north of the border thank you!
That was for the benefit of our International friends and colleagues
Juneau: That was for the benefit of our International friends and colleagues
Speaking of which...could someone please translate Justlooking's post!
Innit!
Juneau: Speaking of which...could someone please translate Justlooking's post! Innit!
Serpently Ma'am Just for Internationals and aclimatised Scots
Here it is again in old JL's Piss takin Allo Allo German
Sorry luv - No German Flag so the butchers apron has to suffice 
!! Ich sage - Jolly gute Show
Ich kaufe meine Bannana die zu einem quid eine Tüte sieben von Asda. Es ist näher 2 me als Tesco - Innit :-)
By experience in Canterbury that is probably closer to Scottish and Glaswegian than Estuary and Streetspeak -- Innit
Cheers
Juneau: Speaking of which...could someone please translate Justlooking's post!
Innit!
Hi J Innit!
heheheheh Justlooking is so cool, innit means I take it as
isn,t it or it is. Mind sure he will come back and explain.
How are you doing these times J?
Careful of eating too many of those free nanas
Sailfree1: Hi J
heheheheh Justlooking is so cool, innit means I take it as
isn,t it or it is. Mind sure he will come back and explain.
How are you doing these times J? Careful
of eating too many of those free nanas
heheheheh Justlooking is so cool, innit means I take it as
isn,t it or it is. Mind sure he will come back and explain.
How are you doing these times J? Careful
of eating too many of those free nanas
Ho dere Mama eggwhisk jockey
Old JL'z dun did it juss afo yo kicked in to Junie
so yo go take a shufti an C - Simples - innit Juneau: Speaking of which...could someone please translate Justlooking's post!
Innit!
Innit!
Huz grannie thinks ra bananaz ur pure dead brilliant aun ra supermaurket's gien them awa at £1 for seven. (sieven for Aberdonians) Yer maun hus a Tesco but ra Asad is nearur!
Hope this helps.
Godsgift: Huz grannie thinks ra bananaz ur pure dead brilliant aun ra supermaurket's gien them awa at £1 for seven. (sieven for Aberdonians) Yer maun hus a Tesco but ra Asad is nearur!
Hope this helps.
Hope this helps.
Achtung - Is that pijjin Gaelic ?
Cheers GG :-)
justlooking37: Serpently Ma'am Just for Internationals and aclimatised Scots
Here it is again in old JL's Piss takin Allo Allo German
Sorry luv - No German Flag so the butchers apron has to suffice !!
Ich sage - Jolly gute Show
Ich kaufe meine Bannana die zu einem quid eine Tüte sieben von Asda. Es ist näher 2 me als Tesco - Innit :-)
By experience in Canterbury that is probably closer to Scottish and Glaswegian than Estuary and Streetspeak -- Innit
Cheers
Here it is again in old JL's Piss takin Allo Allo German
Sorry luv - No German Flag so the butchers apron has to suffice !!
Ich sage - Jolly gute Show
Ich kaufe meine Bannana die zu einem quid eine Tüte sieben von Asda. Es ist näher 2 me als Tesco - Innit :-)
By experience in Canterbury that is probably closer to Scottish and Glaswegian than Estuary and Streetspeak -- Innit
Cheers
Sailfree1: Hi J
heheheheh Justlooking is so cool, innit means I take it as
isn,t it or it is. Mind sure he will come back and explain.
How are you doing these times J? Careful
of eating too many of those free nanas
heheheheh Justlooking is so cool, innit means I take it as
isn,t it or it is. Mind sure he will come back and explain.
How are you doing these times J? Careful
of eating too many of those free nanas
ha ha... thanks Sail... only joking about the translation....just pulling everyone's Jake the Peg
Innit How's me? .... Best not to ask!!!
How's you?
Godsgift: Huz grannie thinks ra bananaz ur pure dead brilliant aun ra supermaurket's gien them awa at £1 for seven. (sieven for Aberdonians) Yer maun hus a Tesco but ra Asad is nearur!
Hope this helps.
Hope this helps.
Perfectly clear - thanks
Juneau: ha ha... thanks Sail... only joking about the translation....just pulling everyone's Jake the Peg Innit
How's me? .... Best not to ask!!!
How's you?
Hi J, I am good thanks, see a change How's me? .... Best not to ask!!!
How's you?
of addy and indeed country. We are now in heidiland and
its so beautiful here.
You take care of you!! lots of
Sailfree1: Hi J, I am good thanks, see a change
of addy and indeed country. We are now in heidiland and
its so beautiful here.
You take care of you!! lots of
of addy and indeed country. We are now in heidiland and
its so beautiful here.
You take care of you!! lots of
Wow! Switzerland eh!! Beautiful country! Went there for a long weekend when I was 15, and was blown away by the beauty of the place!
Sailfree1: Hi J, I am good thanks, see a change
of addy and indeed country. We are now in heidiland and
its so beautiful here.
You take care of you!! lots of
of addy and indeed country. We are now in heidiland and
its so beautiful here.
You take care of you!! lots of
Wow! Switzerland eh!! Beautiful country! Went there for a long weekend when I was 15, and was blown away by the beauty of the place!
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eg. tonight's LITTLE suprise was that the one leek that I ordered, was so small, that both me and the driver thought they'd sent me a spring onion!
Also, I ordered my usual two bananas, and instead was sent 10 bananas, with nothing on the receipt!
FREE BANANAS FOR EVERYONE!!!
I know this is lame, but I'm a bit rusty...haven't been on since April!!