Find a couple other people and all put on life vests and helmets from the canoe section then find those padded little kids baseball bats and have sword fights, lol.
You'll never beat me at Tekken, bet you won't eat olives stuffed with jalapeños, what kind of music? lingerie too? how would you get music on the IPOD, you shouldn't read Joyce Meyers, try running upside down the aisles, how long? toys are cool, lego castles are even cooler, battery powered kid cars? (you're soooo much fun) how about tricycles, dare you to go blue, avacado or oatmeal? bet you're funny when you're drunk, try the new pumpkin spice creamer, you ought to quit, don't bother cleaning.
I'm not crazy about Walmart or their policies (particularly on health care). May I be trapped somewhere else? An auto parts store? A motorcycle dealership?
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Get a paintball gun and try to sneak up behind myself and shoot myself in the butt. Dumb..I know...but I'll stay busy!