If you where trapped in Walmart all weekend! ( Archived) (80)

Nov 21, 2006 8:03 PM CST If you where trapped in Walmart all weekend!
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA839 Threads 13,003 Posts
If you where trapped in Wallyworld all weekend. What would you do. You will not get in trouble.

Play with the toys?...Try on clothes?...Go target shooting after the wild and dangerous man eating hidden cameras. Hmmm! What? Hmmm!
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Nov 21, 2006 8:06 PM CST If you where trapped in Walmart all weekend!
I hope this is a Walmart Super Center..I'd hate to think I was stuck in a walmart all weekend with nothing to eat but malted milk balls, fiddle faddle and sliced pickles.
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Nov 21, 2006 8:08 PM CST If you where trapped in Walmart all weekend!
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA839 Threads 13,003 Posts
Yup! and the sell microwaves, B B Q pits, and tp.rolling on the floor laughing
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Nov 21, 2006 8:09 PM CST If you where trapped in Walmart all weekend!
Am i the only one there?
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Nov 21, 2006 8:12 PM CST If you where trapped in Walmart all weekend!
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA839 Threads 13,003 Posts
Yup! sorry! But there are some dummies around to talk to...they are good listeners.rolling on the floor laughing
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Nov 21, 2006 8:16 PM CST If you where trapped in Walmart all weekend!
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA839 Threads 13,003 Posts
If you want you can find someone locked in the bathroom and help them out. I don't want you to be lonesome.grin
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Nov 21, 2006 8:17 PM CST If you where trapped in Walmart all weekend!
TabooN
TabooNTabooNClaremont, USA47 Threads 12,843 Posts
oh! the one here has everything! I'd dine on seafood, or whatever I felt like. Play in the toys, dressed up, or down...
lol

Reminds me of that movie "Where the Heart Is"

Not the same scenerio...

I loved that movie
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Nov 21, 2006 8:19 PM CST If you where trapped in Walmart all weekend!
Oh the sales help. And you said there wasn't anyone else there...
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Nov 21, 2006 8:20 PM CST If you where trapped in Walmart all weekend!
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA839 Threads 13,003 Posts
Hello! Nene!

Don't forget about the floor buffer in the tool room. round and round she goes.......rolling on the floor laughing
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Nov 21, 2006 8:21 PM CST If you where trapped in Walmart all weekend!
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA839 Threads 13,003 Posts
You funny!
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Nov 21, 2006 8:23 PM CST If you where trapped in Walmart all weekend!
palhaco
palhacopalhacoBoston, USA4 Threads 324 Posts
I'd pull a nice chair and a barbeque over to the electronics department and turn on the tv. Then I'd grab some steak from the foods department and start grillin!
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Nov 21, 2006 8:23 PM CST If you where trapped in Walmart all weekend!
TabooN
TabooNTabooNClaremont, USA47 Threads 12,843 Posts
hiya tinkermangrin

I would SO fall of and hurt myself, LOL!
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Nov 21, 2006 8:24 PM CST If you where trapped in Walmart all weekend!
diogenes
diogenesdiogenesLongview, Texas USA69 Threads 7 Polls 4,761 Posts
I would go to the bakery, bake myself into a cake, and then jump out of it.
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Nov 21, 2006 8:29 PM CST If you where trapped in Walmart all weekend!
TabooN
TabooNTabooNClaremont, USA47 Threads 12,843 Posts
You'd be,"TADA!"

and, all the mannequins just stare withtheir evil, blank eyes...blues
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Nov 21, 2006 8:29 PM CST If you where trapped in Walmart all weekend!
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA839 Threads 13,003 Posts
I would make a campfire in a grill, roast porkchops (to hell with marshmellows), get an ice chest and a buggy full of munchies.

Gather all the dummies around the campfire and tell scary stories about dummies being destroyed by tow motors in a walmart until they make platic pellets in their underwear.

Put on some stockings and see how far I can slide on them shiney floors.
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Nov 21, 2006 8:30 PM CST If you where trapped in Walmart all weekend!
Aww..that's so sweet of you..

smitten
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Nov 21, 2006 8:30 PM CST If you where trapped in Walmart all weekend!
Mike1162
Mike1162Mike1162Over the Rainbow, Pennsylvania USA70 Threads 1,694 Posts
Kool

I'd turn every stereo in the house onto the same station (70's Rock-n-Roll of course), Go back and setup the pool table just after firing the grill and cooking the steaks from 8 Aisles over. Then I'd Get the tent up and ready for sleep (Later, much later)

After a quick game of pool and steaks I'd pull up a comfy armchair, turn the music off, get some DVD's and a big screen tv, get comfy and watch Gone With the Wind while drinking ALL of the Egg-Nog from the milk section (I love Egg-Nog).

After that it would be time to go make sure the cash registers were operating correctly?
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Nov 21, 2006 8:32 PM CST If you where trapped in Walmart all weekend!
palhaco
palhacopalhacoBoston, USA4 Threads 324 Posts
Yes forgot about the pool table, lol.
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Nov 21, 2006 8:33 PM CST If you where trapped in Walmart all weekend!
TabooN
TabooNTabooNClaremont, USA47 Threads 12,843 Posts
there's lotsa socks, too. So, you could skid down the isles to your heart content, hehehe
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Nov 21, 2006 8:37 PM CST If you where trapped in Walmart all weekend!
callaliles2006
callaliles2006callaliles2006St. George, Utah USA7 Threads 82 Posts
I'd play video games, eat food, watch tv, listen to music, try on clothes, listen to an IPOD, read, run up and down the isles, do my nails, play with toys, build lego castles, ride around in those little kid cars that are battery powered, I'd ride bikes, I'd dye my hair, give myself a facial, get drunk, drink coffee, maybe have a smoke, then clean up after myself and then call 911 and ask them to let me out on sunday!wine
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