I hope this is a Walmart Super Center..I'd hate to think I was stuck in a walmart all weekend with nothing to eat but malted milk balls, fiddle faddle and sliced pickles.
I'd pull a nice chair and a barbeque over to the electronics department and turn on the tv. Then I'd grab some steak from the foods department and start grillin!
I would make a campfire in a grill, roast porkchops (to hell with marshmellows), get an ice chest and a buggy full of munchies.
Gather all the dummies around the campfire and tell scary stories about dummies being destroyed by tow motors in a walmart until they make platic pellets in their underwear.
Put on some stockings and see how far I can slide on them shiney floors.
Mike1162Over the Rainbow, Pennsylvania USA1,694 posts
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I'd turn every stereo in the house onto the same station (70's Rock-n-Roll of course), Go back and setup the pool table just after firing the grill and cooking the steaks from 8 Aisles over. Then I'd Get the tent up and ready for sleep (Later, much later)
After a quick game of pool and steaks I'd pull up a comfy armchair, turn the music off, get some DVD's and a big screen tv, get comfy and watch Gone With the Wind while drinking ALL of the Egg-Nog from the milk section (I love Egg-Nog).
After that it would be time to go make sure the cash registers were operating correctly?
I'd play video games, eat food, watch tv, listen to music, try on clothes, listen to an IPOD, read, run up and down the isles, do my nails, play with toys, build lego castles, ride around in those little kid cars that are battery powered, I'd ride bikes, I'd dye my hair, give myself a facial, get drunk, drink coffee, maybe have a smoke, then clean up after myself and then call 911 and ask them to let me out on sunday!
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Play with the toys?...Try on clothes?...Go target shooting after the wild and dangerous man eating hidden cameras. Hmmm! What? Hmmm!