ways to say someones not that bright ( Archived) (58)

Feb 1, 2013 12:42 AM CST ways to say someones not that bright
asha69
asha69asha69perth, Western Australia Australia76 Threads 1 Polls 1,799 Posts
a few clowns short of a circus
a few fries short of a happy meal
he only has one oar in the water
doesnt have all her cornflakes in one box
the wheels spinning but the hamsters dead
the cheese slid off her cracker
as smart as bait


does anyone have any more??applause
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Feb 1, 2013 1:00 AM CST ways to say someones not that bright
CapNemo
CapNemoCapNemoLongview, Texas USA6 Threads 599 Posts
Two bricks shy of a wall.
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Feb 1, 2013 1:12 AM CST ways to say someones not that bright
Merriweather
MerriweatherMerriweatherAdelaide, South Australia Australia51 Threads 11,403 Posts
Not the sharpest knife in the drawer...grin
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Feb 1, 2013 1:13 AM CST ways to say someones not that bright
Missblonde
MissblondeMissblondebanyeres, Valencia Spain142 Posts
2 sandwiches short of a picnic

cool
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Feb 1, 2013 1:15 AM CST ways to say someones not that bright
StillOfTheNight
StillOfTheNightStillOfTheNightClarenville Area, Newfoundland Canada11 Threads 2,832 Posts
The smarts of a door knob
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Feb 1, 2013 1:19 AM CST ways to say someones not that bright
CapNemo
CapNemoCapNemoLongview, Texas USA6 Threads 599 Posts
Smart as a screen door on a submarine.
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Feb 1, 2013 1:21 AM CST ways to say someones not that bright
Merriweather
MerriweatherMerriweatherAdelaide, South Australia Australia51 Threads 11,403 Posts
CapNemo: Smart as a screen door on a submarine.



laugh that's funny... I have never heard that one before...

Well done.. applause
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Feb 1, 2013 1:25 AM CST ways to say someones not that bright
Angelpepper
AngelpepperAngelpepperGlen Ellyn, Illinois USA68 Posts
.HELLO Merriw. How are you?
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Feb 1, 2013 1:27 AM CST ways to say someones not that bright
asha69
asha69asha69perth, Western Australia Australia76 Threads 1 Polls 1,799 Posts
these are so funny, keep em comingrolling on the floor laughing
i know a few more but have forgotten them.
at least with amnesia i make new friends every day
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Feb 1, 2013 1:28 AM CST ways to say someones not that bright
asha69
asha69asha69perth, Western Australia Australia76 Threads 1 Polls 1,799 Posts
as sharp as a tictacdoh
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Feb 1, 2013 1:33 AM CST ways to say someones not that bright
Delatude
DelatudeDelatudeParis, Ile-de-France France649 Posts
Not the brightest light on the block

Nice house, but no light

Not playing with a full deck

Nice ship, but no captain
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Feb 1, 2013 1:45 AM CST ways to say someones not that bright
Delatude
DelatudeDelatudeParis, Ile-de-France France649 Posts
Few cans short of a six pack

Mind is on vacation but his mouth is working overtime

Mouth is in gear, brain is in neutral

Not the quickest bunny in the forest

Antenna doesn't pick up all the channels

Cackles a lot, but no eggs yet

Elevator doesn't make it to the penthouse

Two brains. One is lost and the other is out looking for it
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Feb 1, 2013 1:51 AM CST ways to say someones not that bright
As dumb as a bag of hammers...
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Feb 1, 2013 1:52 AM CST ways to say someones not that bright
epirb
epirbepirbDannevirke, Hawke's Bay New Zealand32 Threads 2 Polls 7,379 Posts
IF I DID NOT KNOW BETTER , I WOULD THINK YOU ARE PRETENDING TO BE THICK ,BUT IN YOUR CASE IT COMES NATURALLY !!!!!
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Feb 1, 2013 1:53 AM CST ways to say someones not that bright
epirb
epirbepirbDannevirke, Hawke's Bay New Zealand32 Threads 2 Polls 7,379 Posts
DjWabbet: As dumb as a bag of hammers...
GIDAYe wabbit , not seen you around for awhile .
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Feb 1, 2013 1:56 AM CST ways to say someones not that bright
Gidday mr Epirb, yeah i got extremely busy over the Xmas New Years season.. how you been mate?
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Feb 1, 2013 2:00 AM CST ways to say someones not that bright
epirb
epirbepirbDannevirke, Hawke's Bay New Zealand32 Threads 2 Polls 7,379 Posts
DjWabbet: Gidday mr Epirb, yeah i got extremely busy over the Xmas New Years season.. how you been mate?
In a power of crap at the moment , have a look at my thread over the Tasman . Works going well though . Grandad now ,6 weeks ago
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Feb 1, 2013 2:02 AM CST ways to say someones not that bright
Oh a brand new grandad huh? Congratulations mate!thumbs up cheers
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Feb 1, 2013 2:03 AM CST ways to say someones not that bright
epirb
epirbepirbDannevirke, Hawke's Bay New Zealand32 Threads 2 Polls 7,379 Posts
DjWabbet: Oh a brand new grandad huh? Congratulations mate!
wave wave
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Feb 1, 2013 2:08 AM CST ways to say someones not that bright
epirb
epirbepirbDannevirke, Hawke's Bay New Zealand32 Threads 2 Polls 7,379 Posts
all hat and no ranch

if you were given half a brain you would still be a halfwit
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