ways to say someones not that bright (58)
don't worry he lost his listen long time ago
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A sheep short in the top paddock
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Makes Mayberry look like a think tank.
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Angelpeppers: .HELLO Merriw. How are you?
hi ah...
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5 cents short of a dollar..
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Not the full shilling.
Not the sharpest tool in the box.
Not the sharpest tool in the box.
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thick as a 10 foot wall. if he had brains he be dangerous. the eyes are open but nobodys home.
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asha69: hi merri, never heard that one
Hi asha.... great thread for a laugh...
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half pound short of the full quid
had another half a-brain it'd be lonely
also will-yea also pick up a sky hook mate
ask the hardware store-man to include in the order a long wait
had another half a-brain it'd be lonely
also will-yea also pick up a sky hook mate
ask the hardware store-man to include in the order a long wait
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Merriweather: Hi asha.... great thread for a laugh...
thanks merri
although a couple of them have me stumped
hey what about personality ones,, i will start..
the personality of a dodo
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asha69: thanks merri although a couple of them have me stumped
hey what about personality ones,, i will start..
the personality of a dodo
hey what about personality ones,, i will start..
the personality of a dodo
nope... I heard its the personality of a cane toad... lol
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Merriweather: nope... I heard its the personality of a cane toad... lol
what about the personality of a blowfly
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The gates are down and the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
They are depriving some village of its idiot.
Fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
A few clowns short of a circus.
They are depriving some village of its idiot.
Fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
A few clowns short of a circus.
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just because your head is shaped like a light bolb ,doesn't mean your bright.
if you had a brain your head would rattle.
if you had a brain your head would rattle.
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Dumb as a box of rocks
one sausage short of a barbque
bright as a new moon
one sausage short of a barbque
bright as a new moon
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Hold onto that thought ...it is an only child
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So why would you want to say that????? Categorising again!!!! Everyone contributes something to society.
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hoolet: So why would you want to say that????? Categorising again!!!! Everyone contributes something to society.
I have not seen the post where anyone said they wanted to say it? This thread is under jokes and humor 
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Mouth is in gear, brain is in neutral
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