Baptized (11)
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OMG!!!
that is tooo precious!!!
that is tooo precious!!!
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Loved it Mike.------ This thread is Archived ------
That was a great one....thank you 
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I baptized my truck once with a beer once.....
Mech
Mech
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I was baptized in the River Jordan in Israel...does that count?
This was toooooo funny!
This was toooooo funny!
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That was great lmao thank you for sharing Mike.
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Its supposed to be like sending a ship off to sea but alittle more savage....dont ya think?
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Baptizing or Christining?
I believe you mean that your truck was christened with beer before setting off on it's maiden voyage? lol
I believe you mean that your truck was christened with beer before setting off on it's maiden voyage? lol
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The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon he asks the drunk, "Are you ready to find Jesus?"
The drunk answers "Yes I am." So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water. He pulls him up and asks the drunk, "Brother have you found Jesus?"
The drunk replies, "No I havent found Jesus."
The preacher shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again for a little longer.
He again pulls him out of the water and asks again, "Have you found Jesus my brother?"
The drunk again answers, "No I haven't found Jesus."
By this time the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the drunk in the water again -- but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds and when he begins kicking his arms he pulls him up.
The preacher again asks the drunk, "For the love of God have you found Jesus?"
The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to the preacher,
"Are you sure this is where he fell in?"