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Oh my goodness.....
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Don216: Oh my goodness.....
I Know Don me bad bad 
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Don't stop posting your jokes Nuliiiii, my Facebook friends think they are brilliant, as do I!
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Nuliiiiiii: Romance
A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text: “If you are
sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your
smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking send me
a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you!
The husband, typically non-romantic, replied ,
“I am on the toilet. Please advise."
A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text: “If you are
sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your
smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking send me
a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you!
The husband, typically non-romantic, replied ,
“I am on the toilet. Please advise."
...bite or a sip......???
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Nuliiiiiii: Romance
A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text: “If you are
sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your
smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking send me
a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you!
The husband, typically non-romantic, replied ,
“I am on the toilet. Please advise."
A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text: “If you are
sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your
smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking send me
a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you!
The husband, typically non-romantic, replied ,
“I am on the toilet. Please advise."
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tell him, please don't send anything..... ------ This thread is Archived ------
Nuliiiiiii: Romance
A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text: “If you are
sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your
smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking send me
a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you!
The husband, typically non-romantic, replied ,
“I am on the toilet. Please advise."
A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text: “If you are
sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your
smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking send me
a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you!
The husband, typically non-romantic, replied ,
“I am on the toilet. Please advise."
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Nuliiiiiii: Romance
A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text: “If you are
sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your
smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking send me
a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you!
The husband, typically non-romantic, replied ,
“I am on the toilet. Please advise."
A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text: “If you are
sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your
smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking send me
a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you!
The husband, typically non-romantic, replied ,
“I am on the toilet. Please advise."
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Nuliiiiiii: Romance
A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text: “If you are
sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your
smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking send me
a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you!
The husband, typically non-romantic, replied ,
“I am on the toilet. Please advise."
A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text: “If you are
sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your
smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking send me
a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you!
The husband, typically non-romantic, replied ,
“I am on the toilet. Please advise."
Good one
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A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text: “If you are
sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your
smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking send me
a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you!
The husband, typically non-romantic, replied ,
“I am on the toilet. Please advise."