Really ladies. ... (135)
MADDOG69: She's 5'9" and she previously told us all she loves her 4 inch heals when she's out and about. That rules a lot of fellas out right away. That's 6'1" suited and booted.
Excellent! At LAST! A splendid reason to be a runt of a woman...
I am a burlap bag full o'brawling bobcats on short legs. Alas, I am verbose. But I am looking for a man who speaks his mind as well.
The devil you know is better than the devil you don't, after all...
Rave on, boyos!
I prefer to move mountains, but giant intellect will do nicely as well...
there4u80: I once made contact with a Scottish lass on here before who was a towering 6ft 2, it was just chat like, i asked her what about the height issue, she replied "Were all the same height lying down laddy"
We all look the same upside down as well...
Did she mention where I might find her father?
CailinCallaghan: Excellent! At LAST! A splendid reason to be a runt of a woman...
I am a burlap bag full o'brawling bobcats on short legs. Alas, I am verbose. But I am looking for a man who speaks his mind as well.
The devil you know is better than the devil you don't, after all...
Rave on, boyos!
I prefer to move mountains, but giant intellect will do nicely as well...
havent a scoobie what half those words mean sounds right feisty doI am a burlap bag full o'brawling bobcats on short legs. Alas, I am verbose. But I am looking for a man who speaks his mind as well.
The devil you know is better than the devil you don't, after all...
Rave on, boyos!
I prefer to move mountains, but giant intellect will do nicely as well...
CailinCallaghan: Excellent! At LAST! A splendid reason to be a runt of a woman...
There's a few more reasons why small little women are nice.
They're cheaper to feed, easier to discipline and can be tossed from one side of the bed to the other. The problem is though, most of the small women are more noisy 'cos they spend their whole life shouting up at people. They never STFU.
Mariannette: cant help being 5ft9....me mammy and daddy made me this way.
dont know what they did differently 13 yrs later....my sister is 5ft3...
dont know what they did differently 13 yrs later....my sister is 5ft3...
Are they still married? Is your Dad still alive?
(Sorry, I'm evil. Bad Cailini, bad, bad, bad...)LadyBlackAdder: Plenty of us ladies initiate contact on here and have our mails ignored, sometimes unread as well as unanswered. If they don't answer, they're not interested. It's quite simple. It ticks us off too but we move on. The fact that you don't have a properly identifiable photo of yourself might not appeal to some ladies either. It might make them feel that you're the armchair fantasy geek here rather than a genuine real man. JMO
Nah, he's saving himself for someone who looks past the surface to the depths...
DazzleDaze:
I only burn my bridges so that fools cannot follow where angels fear to tread...remember as well....variety is the spice of life
I only burn my bridges so that fools cannot follow where angels fear to tread...remember as well....variety is the spice of life
There is no place an angel fears to tread. What can happen, after all...
"Dauntless" I have heard it said of me
by those who badger with all the same cautions
I hear you whispering in my ear.
Yet what have I to fear, Beloved?
That I might DIE?
I wither for the want of you even now.
And, when I lay down each night to rest,
I've but one unfailing prayer:
"LET me die to this dream
where we are apart,
and awaken in ANY world
where I am in your arms."
DazzleDaze: ohhh yes North Eire is also still 'under occupation by the white queen from over the sea' (will we ever get back the Teddy Bear's head?)
"Neither crown nor collar!"
Best to keep me out of northern Ire, ya know. I may not be Catholic (any longer) but I am bloody green.
An Faolchu Gaelach
"That steely gray muzzle shoved in your groin ain't no friendly canine gesture, boyo."
BIG eyes... The better to see you with, my dear...
MADDOG69: There's a few more reasons why small little women are nice.
They're cheaper to feed, easier to discipline and can be tossed from one side of the bed to the other. The problem is though, most of the small women are more noisy 'cos they spend their whole life shouting up at people. They never STFU.
They're cheaper to feed, easier to discipline and can be tossed from one side of the bed to the other. The problem is though, most of the small women are more noisy 'cos they spend their whole life shouting up at people. They never STFU.
Oooo... Shall we dance? Discipline, eh? <SNORT...> In your wildest nightmares.
Still, it would be fun to see you *try* and, best you succeed should you decide to try...
I don't talk nearly as much in person. Actions speak very loudly.
Like single actions and "double actions"...MADDOG69: There's a few more reasons why small little women are nice.
I don't believe I mentioned "small". This 160 lbs of romping, stomping woman can flip a 400 lbs round bale of hay herself.
That's one of the reasons I like BIG men: They make me feel "dainty" and they don't feel they've a lot to prove to anyone so they're less brash and trash and more depth and action. (But don't take that to mean we can't still be "friends".)
And, besides, I like to move mountains for the challenge alone. Restraint is *very* attractive and incites me only to tatter it to shreds in prelude to the denouement.
(Look it up in your Funk & Wagnals.)
An Faolchu Gaelach
"...Man a bear in most relations, worm and savage otherwise,
man propounds negotiations. Man accepts the compromise.
Very rarely does he squarely take the logic of a fact
to its ultimate conclusion in unmitigated act.
But the woman that God gave him, every fiber of her frame
proves her launched for one sole issue
armed and engined for the same.
And to serve that single issue, lest the generations fail,
the female of the species must be deadiler than the male..."
R. Kipling "The Female of the Species"
Did anyone understand a word from the US invasion 
emerald888: poetry in motion. maybe its the new foreplay.
Not at all. The new foreplay consists of strapping her onto the sybian for a half an hour while you have a nice chat with your mates about the footie
facetowardsfront: Not at all. The new foreplay consists of strapping her onto the sybian for a half an hour while you have a nice chat with your mates about the footie
with you and only you in control I hope.
emerald888: with you and only you in control I hope.
Well... as you're asking....
facetowardsfront: Not at all. The new foreplay consists of strapping her onto the sybian for a half an hour while you have a nice chat with your mates about the footie
Oh dear, Ireland really has gone into the bog. We don't need those over here (sybians). We have men. I hear there are yet a few (men) left in Scotland as well.
Right. Off to Scotland with me then... They make better whisky anyway...
"Tut, tut, saaad... MacCallaghan... How's *that* gonna go over, I wonder..."
jamiethekid: laddy lol haven't been called that for a very long time Miss o Callaghan
skittle vodka
jamiethekid: laddy lol haven't been called that for a very long time Miss o Callaghan
Surely it didn't confront you in the least. (Men are not easily confronted, in my experience.) I've always said "Men don't ripen up until they hit 45 and, if you pick them when they're green, they just sour your stomach". All in all, you seem like a grand darlin man already at just 40, so you must find the limits of your patience sorely strained with this lot of wee naffs.
Youth truly is wasted on the young. I haven't been called an "invasion" in a long time either, but I am right impressed that just one American born and raised woman of mostly Celt extraction can comprise an entire invasion. I must be pretty scary (although, blessedly, not to you). Maybe you can help me out: Do the terms "single action" and "double action" mean anything intelligible to you? Seems I confounded the youngsters.
CailinCallaghan: Tut, tut... You mentioned one of the good things about "little" women is that they are easier to "discipline". NOW, you tell me you'd romp on her for "cheating".
Oh I got that bit, I just wanted to widen the discussion into one I've had recently. Yeah for disciplining... small women are easier to pick up and move around the place when they get in the way...
CailinCallaghan:
While I admire your passion, I caution you that restraint is not only more attractive, it's character building. You'd do FAR better to walk away. And you'd respect yourself, and be respected more, for doing so. A man that strikes a woman is no man at all. You ARE a better man than you presently know. But you're young so I understand. Anger is, after all, a reflection of the pain it conceals. And the depth of one's pain is a reflection of the degree of love of which they are capable. So a passionate man would most impress by staying cool headed. After all, a woman cheating on you is NO reflection upon YOU. It speaks ill of HER and your forebearance (patience under duress) would speak very highly of you indeed.
Unless she is armed and capable with whatever weapon she presents, NEVER strike a woman. It says NOTHING good/admirable at all about you that you can best a woman after all. What male can't? Only a Man, a gentleman, remains unconfronted by HER bad behavior. LET her show her *rse. YOU show your heart, and you'll soon find you've more female attention than you've time to handle.
Respectfully yours,
Cailin
"My Darlin', honor is the only thing no one can *take* from you. You have to give, or throw, it away to lose it at all."
Daddy
While I admire your passion, I caution you that restraint is not only more attractive, it's character building. You'd do FAR better to walk away. And you'd respect yourself, and be respected more, for doing so. A man that strikes a woman is no man at all. You ARE a better man than you presently know. But you're young so I understand. Anger is, after all, a reflection of the pain it conceals. And the depth of one's pain is a reflection of the degree of love of which they are capable. So a passionate man would most impress by staying cool headed. After all, a woman cheating on you is NO reflection upon YOU. It speaks ill of HER and your forebearance (patience under duress) would speak very highly of you indeed.
Unless she is armed and capable with whatever weapon she presents, NEVER strike a woman. It says NOTHING good/admirable at all about you that you can best a woman after all. What male can't? Only a Man, a gentleman, remains unconfronted by HER bad behavior. LET her show her *rse. YOU show your heart, and you'll soon find you've more female attention than you've time to handle.
Respectfully yours,
Cailin
"My Darlin', honor is the only thing no one can *take* from you. You have to give, or throw, it away to lose it at all."
Daddy
IN the heat of the moment, rationale does not come into it. What I said is an admittance, more than anything else. Besides, justice/revenge comes in many forms, albeit justice as defined by the issuer of such justice.
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Oh, how very Irish of you...
I dinnae think it's yer hat she's interested in you "taking off", Laddy...