Tell me something funny (5)
AdalstefReykjavik, Northwest Iceland94 Threads 896 PostsIm bored, tell me something funny 
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is there really no funny person here 
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A guy was visiting his newfie friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked him what their names were.
The newfie replied that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.
His friend said, ....'Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?'
Dats easy answered the newfie' ....They're watch dogs'!
The newfie replied that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.
His friend said, ....'Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?'
Dats easy answered the newfie' ....They're watch dogs'!
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Prime Minster Stephen Harper was out jogging near Gander Newfoundland
when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek
below.
Before his body guards... could get to him, three kids pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted.
The first kid, visiting from Ontario, said, "I want to go to Disneyworld." Harper said, "Not a problem, I'll take you there by Search and Rescue
Helicopter, everyone uses that".
The second kid, a cousin from Alberta, also visiting, said, "I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's." "I'll get them for you and even have Michael Jordan sign them!"
The third kid, a Newfoundlander through and through, said, "I want a
motorized wheelchair with a built in TV and stereo headset!!"
Harper is a little perplexed by this and says, "But you don't look like
you are handicapped."
The kid says, "I will be after my dad finds out I saved you from drowning!
when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek
below.
Before his body guards... could get to him, three kids pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted.
The first kid, visiting from Ontario, said, "I want to go to Disneyworld." Harper said, "Not a problem, I'll take you there by Search and Rescue
Helicopter, everyone uses that".
The second kid, a cousin from Alberta, also visiting, said, "I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's." "I'll get them for you and even have Michael Jordan sign them!"
The third kid, a Newfoundlander through and through, said, "I want a
motorized wheelchair with a built in TV and stereo headset!!"
Harper is a little perplexed by this and says, "But you don't look like
you are handicapped."
The kid says, "I will be after my dad finds out I saved you from drowning!
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