Dubya! Again! (12)
"Well," said the boy, "it has to be a tragedy because it certainly wouldn't be a great loss and it probably wouldn't be an accident either."
Priceless
Priceless
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THAT WAS GOOD
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Great, Belushi, very funny indeed - and you've cheered me up again tonight. Bless you!
Dx.
Dx.
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Lmao!
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Hey there, danno
How ya doing?
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Bush Sr to Jr:
Son, you're making the same mistake with Iraq that I did with your mother, I didn't pull out in time
Son, you're making the same mistake with Iraq that I did with your mother, I didn't pull out in time
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Now THAT was funny!!! Thanks
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So the illustrious leader asked the class for an example of a tragedy. One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him, that would be a tragedy."
"No," said Bush, "that would be an accident."
A little girl raised her hand. "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy."
"I'm afraid not," explained the President. "That's what we would call a great loss."
The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Bush searched the room," Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"
Finally, at the back of the room, a small boy raised his hand. In a quiet voice he said, "If Air Force One carrying you and Mrs. Bush was struck by a 'friendly fire' missile and blown to smithereens, that would be a tragedy."
"FANTASTIC!" exclaimed Bush. "That's right. And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?"
"Well," said the boy, "it has to be a tragedy because it certainly wouldn't be a great loss and it probably wouldn't be an accident either."