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Jul 10, 2014 10:28 AM CST FBI
unlaoised
unlaoisedunlaoisedTwilight zone, Wicklow Ireland34 Threads 12,152 Posts
The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists:

Two men and one woman..

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.

'We must know that you will follow your Instructions no matter what the circumstances.

Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair .. . . Kill her!!'

The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife.'

The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home.'

The second man was given the same instructions.

He took the gun and went into the room. All was Quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried, but I can't kill my wife.' The agent said, 'You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.'

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the Gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one After another. They heard screaming, crashing, Banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was Quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the Woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.

'This gun is loaded with blanks' she said.. 'I had to Beat him to death with the chair.'

If you want the job done, give it to a Woman wink
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Jul 10, 2014 10:30 AM CST FBI
reb56
reb56reb56carthage, Missouri USA55 Polls 8,629 Posts
unlaoised: The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists:

Two men and one woman..

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.

'We must know that you will follow your Instructions no matter what the circumstances.

Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair .. . . Kill her!!'

The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife.'

The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home.'

The second man was given the same instructions.

He took the gun and went into the room. All was Quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried, but I can't kill my wife.' The agent said, 'You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.'

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the Gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one After another. They heard screaming, crashing, Banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was Quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the Woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.

'This gun is loaded with blanks' she said.. 'I had to Beat him to death with the chair.'

If you want the job done, give it to a Woman
never take a knife to a gun fight,lol.
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Jul 10, 2014 10:32 AM CST FBI
Stedan
StedanStedanLiverpool, Merseyside, England UK2 Threads 1,780 Posts
Excellent now use a similar story where all CS members have the same skill levels and need to eliminate a target.....the problem being you cannot kill off a thread writer but only those outside of the thread....you will find out who loves who....rolling on the floor laughing
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Jul 10, 2014 10:37 AM CST FBI
unlaoised
unlaoisedunlaoisedTwilight zone, Wicklow Ireland34 Threads 12,152 Posts
Stedan: Excellent now use a similar story where all CS members have the same skill levels and need to eliminate a target.....the problem being you cannot kill off a thread writer but only those outside of the thread....you will find out who loves who....


Say what??! You're the writer here, not me. laugh
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Jul 10, 2014 10:43 AM CST FBI
Stedan
StedanStedanLiverpool, Merseyside, England UK2 Threads 1,780 Posts
unlaoised: Say what??! You're the writer here, not me.


I think if your the author of the thread you have controlling rights to remove stupid answers? Am considering starting a storyline with a number of known regular thread-writers so will list them as ones who cannot be killed off in the story the rest are open game....bit like the trilogy of Lord of the Rings scenarios where we have a designated team who sally forth to battle against evil and wrongdoings..with total humour along the way..a minimum of 3 lines have to be written by each person and must follow on from the last thread.... this will become CSs` Neverending Story.
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Jul 10, 2014 10:46 AM CST FBI
unlaoised: The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists:

Two men and one woman..

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.

'We must know that you will follow your Instructions no matter what the circumstances.

Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair .. . . Kill her!!'

The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife.'

The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home.'

The second man was given the same instructions.

He took the gun and went into the room. All was Quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried, but I can't kill my wife.' The agent said, 'You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.'

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the Gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one After another. They heard screaming, crashing, Banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was Quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the Woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.

'This gun is loaded with blanks' she said.. 'I had to Beat him to death with the chair.'

If you want the job done, give it to a Woman


I really shouldn't find this funny. But, I do!
laugh
And now, I must go repent, LOL!
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Jul 10, 2014 10:46 AM CST FBI
unlaoised
unlaoisedunlaoisedTwilight zone, Wicklow Ireland34 Threads 12,152 Posts
Stedan: I think if your the author of the thread you have controlling rights to remove stupid answers? Am considering starting a storyline with a number of known regular thread-writers so will list them as ones who cannot be killed off in the story the rest are open game....bit like the trilogy of Lord of the Rings scenarios where we have a designated team who sally forth to battle against evil and wrongdoings..with total humour along the way..a minimum of 3 lines have to be written by each person and must follow on from the last thread.... this will become CSs` Neverending Story.


Ooh...like role play! Let's get going! applause
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Jul 10, 2014 10:51 AM CST FBI
unlaoised: Ooh...like role play! Let's get going!


OOOOOh.............I love to role play!
I hope I'm picked as one of the characters! laugh

Get crackin' on the story Stedan!
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Jul 10, 2014 10:54 AM CST FBI
Stedan
StedanStedanLiverpool, Merseyside, England UK2 Threads 1,780 Posts
unlaoised: Ooh...like role play! Let's get going!


Yes Role Play....all having characters based on themselves..should be fun..yes sometimes will get a little hairy or even scary depending on how people write and follow the thread but overall should make for some good fun..also include a picture thread so that imaginations can go wild but not stupid..I think it would make a good test to reveal many peoples natures and characters...wink
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Jul 10, 2014 10:55 AM CST FBI
unlaoised
unlaoisedunlaoisedTwilight zone, Wicklow Ireland34 Threads 12,152 Posts
Stedan: Yes Role Play....all having characters based on themselves..should be fun..yes sometimes will get a little hairy or even scary depending on how people write and follow the thread but overall should make for some good fun..also include a picture thread so that imaginations can go wild but not stupid..I think it would make a good test to reveal many peoples natures and characters...


It sounds awesome. When does it start? conversing
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Jul 10, 2014 11:05 AM CST FBI
Stedan
StedanStedanLiverpool, Merseyside, England UK2 Threads 1,780 Posts
unlaoised: What if one of the central characters is away for a period of time?


They die....!!!!!! a gruesome death but can be resurrected if need be...rolling on the floor laughing
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Jul 10, 2014 11:07 AM CST FBI
unlaoised
unlaoisedunlaoisedTwilight zone, Wicklow Ireland34 Threads 12,152 Posts
Stedan: They die....!!!!!! a gruesome death but can be resurrected if need be...


Oh crap rolling on the floor laughing

How long can one be away for?
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