A Man's prayer...maybe ( Archived) (20)

>> >A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his >> wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: "Dear Lord, I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my >> wife merely>> > >stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please >> allow her>> > >body to switch with mine for a day. Amen.">> > >>> > >God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next >> morning,>> sure>> >>> > >enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast >> for his mate,>> > >awakened the kids, Set out their school clothes, fed them >> breakfast,>> packed>> >>> > >their lunches, drove them to school, came home and picked up >> the dry>> > >cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to >> make a>> > >deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away >> the groceries,>> > >paid the bills and balanced the checkbook. He cleaned the >> cat's litter box>> > >and bathed the dog. Then it was already 1 P.M. and he hurried >> to make the>> > >beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the >> kitchen floor.>> > >Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument >> with them>> on>> >>> > >the way home. Set out milk and cookies and got the kids >> organized to do>> > >their homework, Then set up the ironing board and watched TV >> while he did>> > >the ironing.>> > >At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for >> salad,>> breaded>> >>> > >the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.>> > >>> > >After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, >> folded laundry,>> > >bathed the kids, and put them to bed.>> > >At 9 P.M. he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't>> finished,>> >>> > >he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he >> managed to get>> > >through without complaint.>> > >>> > >The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed >> and said,>> Lord,>> >>> > > I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my >> wife's>> being>> >>> > >able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade >> back." Amen>> > >>> > >The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied, "My son, I feel you >> have>> learned>> >>> > >your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the >> way they>> were.>> >>> > >You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant >> last>> > > night.">> > >>> > >Voted Women's Favorite Email of the Year

thats is brill thanks for the laugh......

I didn't, no nail marks, I checked remember...

ol that is real good,