God was sitting on a cloud talking to the angel Gabriel about making the earth,
Gabriel asked what plans have you made for Scotland?
God answers "I'm going to give them beautiful mountains, and roaming glens, the best golf courses anyone could wish for,salmon in all thier rivers and put the most beautiful women there"
Gabriel says" dont you think that you are being over generous to these scots"
God says " No I gave them England for thier neighbours"
"the best golf courses anyone could wish for" I wonder if He really did give them these. If He did, my father would either already live there or at least visit a few times a year. Completely compulsive about the sport LOL
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Gabriel asked what plans have you made for Scotland?
God answers "I'm going to give them beautiful mountains, and roaming glens, the best golf courses anyone could wish for,salmon in all thier rivers and put the most beautiful women there"
Gabriel says" dont you think that you are being over generous to these
scots"
God says " No I gave them England for thier neighbours"