Best Pick-Up Lines.... (88)
peachmelba: Another common one is .What is wrong with all the men in your town thought they be banging down your door,
Haha .
Haha .
I said to one man that said that to me, Ya Ive had to buy a steel door and its soundproof,
And the gate and fence is electric.
Well if I was to try chat up a man I don't think I'd bother they would be too cheesy too cringey,
I might just pay him a compliment,
I have a friend who uses all kind of flirtation tecniques,, I'm crap at it.
I might just pay him a compliment,
I have a friend who uses all kind of flirtation tecniques,, I'm crap at it.
Whats wrong with simply walking up to a wee girl in a bar/club and saying "Hi, do you want a beer"..?
Phoenix: Whats wrong with simply walking up to a wee girl in a bar/club and saying "Hi, do you want a beer"..?
That would work just fine
except I don't drink beer 
Phoenix: Whats wrong with simply walking up to a wee girl in a bar/club and saying "Hi, do you want a beer"..?
Yea ,,,
.I remember when me and a mate of mine went to a club in Dublin and it was free to get in but when you got in there you had to buy a bottle of wine ,,so two foreign men came over to sit beside us,,they bought the wine,,we chatted and drank it,,then stayed in the toilets for awhile cos we didnt want to stay with them,
Faces on them when we came out,,but they had two other girls with them and another bottle of wine.
henonpause: Did you not know?? Sure, everyone knows....
I don't believe propaganda... I bet you are all woman like this song..
Phoenix: I don't believe propaganda... I bet you are all woman like this song..
good song - yeah I had the change fifteen years ago in Thailand, they did a fair enough job with the transplant 
Took me a while to learn to pee standing up, but hey, it's a great gadget to have, wouldn't part with it now.
henonpause: good song - yeah I had the change fifteen years ago in Thailand, they did a fair enough job with the transplant
Took me a while to learn to pee standing up, but hey, it's a great gadget to have, wouldn't part with it now.
Took me a while to learn to pee standing up, but hey, it's a great gadget to have, wouldn't part with it now.
Do you always remember the toilet seat rule?
Phoenix: Do you always remember the toilet seat rule?
No, but then again, I live alone so there's no one to displease... and anyway them women can put their own seat down
I've never been propositioned by a lesbian 
Your legs are so long, could I climb them to get to heaven 
obviously an alter boy at one time
obviously an alter boy at one time henonpause: No, but then again, I live alone so there's no one to displease... and anyway them women can put their own seat down
What they do Hen is forget to put it up!!!!!
I heard a really funny story my ex co worker told me,,
A man he used to work with went out one night and a man they knew of who owned a premises,,,I won't say the name,
Anyway he joined them for a drink as they knew of him and after the pub closed he was bit drunk anyway and the man asked them back to his house for a few drinks,,two of them went back and one guy left while the other stayed to finish more drink,,,
The owner of the house who was a lot older says to the young man ill just go and get us a bottle of brandy it's upstairs,
The young fella who was about 25 at time ,,was wondering what was taking him so long ,he just wanted another drink,...anyway the older man comes in dressed in suspenders short skirt,top and high shoes,,long wig ..Just walked over to the table and put the brandy on the table,,..ya man was just in shock,,,he grabbed the brandy and ran straight out,
That's a true story,,when my co worker was telling me that I was in stitches,...he told me to this day it's not forgotten about and the man gets jeered about it 15 years after,,was so funny.
A man he used to work with went out one night and a man they knew of who owned a premises,,,I won't say the name,
Anyway he joined them for a drink as they knew of him and after the pub closed he was bit drunk anyway and the man asked them back to his house for a few drinks,,two of them went back and one guy left while the other stayed to finish more drink,,,
The owner of the house who was a lot older says to the young man ill just go and get us a bottle of brandy it's upstairs,
The young fella who was about 25 at time ,,was wondering what was taking him so long ,he just wanted another drink,...anyway the older man comes in dressed in suspenders short skirt,top and high shoes,,long wig ..Just walked over to the table and put the brandy on the table,,..ya man was just in shock,,,he grabbed the brandy and ran straight out,
That's a true story,,when my co worker was telling me that I was in stitches,...he told me to this day it's not forgotten about and the man gets jeered about it 15 years after,,was so funny.
sweeper: this cello isn't the only big wood between my legs
Ah, but can you play a tune on it?
or Chariots of Fire 
sweeper: i try that one next party iam at
Get one of the girls to play your trumpet
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Haha .
I just tell them my red light is broken...