Best Pick-Up Lines.... (88)
Because hes called Toto I regularly serenade him with'I bless the raains down in aaaffrica'
He enjoys that
He enjoys that
buffytheslayer: Because hes called Toto I regularly serenade him with'I bless the raains down in aaaffrica'He enjoys that
Yes I've had 3 big dogs buffy,,,Sid Big black dog bit my neighbours mother on the leg,,I wasn't supposed to let him out on his own and he got out the front door and went next door when he saw the neighbours mother,,bit her in the leg and she was lucky it missed an artery,,
She was okay thank god but her other son came in to tell me I'd have to have Sid put down,,
I brought him to the vet to be put Down,..he was half Labrador ,,don't know what the other half was but he was just mad out on the street,someone even complained about him on south east radio....I let him run on the green one day and he charged at this ol man coming home from pub and pinned him up against the wall,,.
Had golden retriever had to give him to a builder when I went back to work,,,and Lennon my big half Rottweiler half boxer was a big gentle dog ,but if push came to shove he would eat you for his dinner,,had part with him he as I only fostered him and too big for town house so he went to a farmer,,....
Yea thank god you have toto, I've me cat he is a Tigar.
fifitheminx: "hows your belly for a lodger?"
It worked cos it made me crack up laughing and made a very fraught moment relaxed....i find humour the biggest turn on.
It worked cos it made me crack up laughing and made a very fraught moment relaxed....i find humour the biggest turn on.
Yep I love a good sense of humour and a twinkle in the eye to match
Yes that twinkle in the eye and good fun sense humour
A good twinky to give a winky,
..
Better than any chat up line,
Don't even see a star out tonight tho,
.
A good twinky to give a winky,
.. Better than any chat up line,
Don't even see a star out tonight tho,
.peachmelba: Yes that twinkle in the eye and good fun sense humour
A good twinky to give a winky, .. Better than any chat up line,
Don't even see a star out tonight tho, .
A good twinky to give a winky, .. Better than any chat up line,
Don't even see a star out tonight tho, .
True
peachmelba: Yes that twinkle in the eye and good fun sense humour
A good twinky to give a winky, .. Better than any chat up line,
Don't even see a star out tonight tho, .
if i had one i still dont think i wld get lukeyA good twinky to give a winky, .. Better than any chat up line,
Don't even see a star out tonight tho, .
srubs2: if i had one i still dont think i wld get lukey
A twinky or a sense of humour
srubs2: if i had one i still dont think i wld get lukey
Helo twinky,,,
peachmelba: Helo twinky,,,
I'm sorry for barring you from posting scrubs it's just I don't want a male maid dressed like you,,,I. Like alpha males,,,it's nothing personal to you..
srubs2: if i had one i still dont think i wld get lukey
Ah srubs!....you have revealed yourself at last!
peachmelba: I'm sorry for barring you from posting scrubs it's just I don't want a male maid dressed like you,,,I. Like alpha males,,,it's nothing personal to you..
Awe let him back
WittyandWise: Awe let him back
He is in your gang,,
.
.WittyandWise: Awe let him back
I'm getting an alpha male gorilla sent over to me from from Africa,,..ill be busey witty I know it's a pity,, but really you have scrubs all for yourself.
..
peachmelba: He is in your gang,, . .
Only the best are in my gang, hence I'm the only member
peachmelba: I'm sorry for barring you from posting scrubs it's just I don't want a male maid dressed like you,,,I. Like alpha males,,,it's nothing personal to you..
Ah classic Peach, Brilliant. stanley8m: Ah classic Peach, Brilliant.
Ah just trying to be nice to him but assertive ..
henonpause: Hmmm a relentless cleaner who wants to do nothing more than wear my clothes.... my house needs a damn good shine.
Got a number, peach?
Got a number, peach?
He will be back on here if he thinks you will take him on,,his payment. Is his pleasure dressing up in high heels and maids costume while he scrubs for you ,,I'm sure he will tell you in more detail when he private messages you,,,,..
,,I do believe he may have found a mistress,,peachmelba: He will be back on here if he thinks you will take him on,,his payment. Is his pleasure dressing up in high heels and maids costume while he scrubs for you ,,I'm sure he will tell you in more detail when he private messages you,,,,.. ,,I do believe he may have found a mistress,,
Whooaaa there, Silver.... don't be selling me off that fast. I am quite particular, you know.
Whooaaa there, Silver.... don't be selling me off that fast. I am quite particular, you know.[/
Haha he says he is a gimp,...what is a gimp,?
Haha he says he is a gimp,...what is a gimp,?
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I noticed this youngish man walk around the aisle twice while I was thinking what to get ,,he just glanced over,,I went to que up and he and this older man were just in front of me and they just nodded said something,,they were foreign,I goes out of shop and seen them in a white van,,then as I get out on the footpath the white van pulls up and one calls me over,,I got a weird feeling about them in the shop,,anyway they both grinning and say do you want a lift,
I only live around the corner I says ,,weird or what, Take care buffy.
Hm... You win in the scary men encounters by five miles
I was stalked for a while by this druggie ex neighbor.. Driving up and asking did i want to have some 'fun' with him.. Even met him parked near my house few months ago..
Last time i saw him though i goes yeah my numbers 999 im gonna call the guards on you
lol.. I was very very pleased with myself
But yours sounds like you could've been tied up in someones basement... Eeek
Get a tazer woman!