The Smooth Man (150)
skippyguy: A VOLUNTEER !!!!!!!!! ...
a n y t i m e! woohoo!!!
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skippyguy: ummmmmmmmmm......Damn it , what is a strimmer..?
Hey Skippy 
, now im not sure about what is more disturbing.. the fact that you watched "Good morning" or this whole waxing thing.... I'm kidding... I got a bit of one leg waxed once on a dare, a mate had watched his girfriend doing it and said it was easy and it wouldnt hurt a bit (liar).
So we warmed up the wax and he smeared it on the front of my leg applied the paper thingy and we let it sit for a bit.
It came time to tear the paper thingy off, so with the delicate finesse of a madaman trying to throw an uppercut the big lug tore the paper off and not only took the hair off but some of my dignity as I screamed like a school girl... Im not sure which came first... the little bit of wee in my undies or the tears...
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unlaoised: a n y t i m e! woohoo!!!
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DjWabbet: Hey Skippy , now im not sure about what is more disturbing.. the fact that you watched "Good morning" or this whole waxing thing.... I'm kidding...
I got a bit of one leg waxed once on a dare, a mate had watched his girfriend doing it and said it was easy and it wouldnt hurt a bit (liar).
So we warmed up the wax and he smeared it on the front of my leg applied the paper thingy and we let it sit for a bit.
It came time to tear the paper thingy off, so with the delicate finesse of a madaman trying to throw an uppercut the big lug tore the paper off and not only took the hair off but some of my dignity as I screamed like a school girl... Im not sure which came first... the little bit of wee in my undies or the tears...
I got a bit of one leg waxed once on a dare, a mate had watched his girfriend doing it and said it was easy and it wouldnt hurt a bit (liar).
So we warmed up the wax and he smeared it on the front of my leg applied the paper thingy and we let it sit for a bit.
It came time to tear the paper thingy off, so with the delicate finesse of a madaman trying to throw an uppercut the big lug tore the paper off and not only took the hair off but some of my dignity as I screamed like a school girl... Im not sure which came first... the little bit of wee in my undies or the tears...
LOL...
..Too Much Info... i'm good at watching pain inflicted i try to avoid the other side , so
it works doubly for Good Morning, but hey it does have Jeanette !!!
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DjWabbet: Hey Skippy , now im not sure about what is more disturbing.. the fact that you watched "Good morning" or this whole waxing thing.... I'm kidding...
I got a bit of one leg waxed once on a dare, a mate had watched his girfriend doing it and said it was easy and it wouldnt hurt a bit (liar).
So we warmed up the wax and he smeared it on the front of my leg applied the paper thingy and we let it sit for a bit.
It came time to tear the paper thingy off, so with the delicate finesse of a madaman trying to throw an uppercut the big lug tore the paper off and not only took the hair off but some of my dignity as I screamed like a school girl... Im not sure which came first... the little bit of wee in my undies or the tears...
I got a bit of one leg waxed once on a dare, a mate had watched his girfriend doing it and said it was easy and it wouldnt hurt a bit (liar).
So we warmed up the wax and he smeared it on the front of my leg applied the paper thingy and we let it sit for a bit.
It came time to tear the paper thingy off, so with the delicate finesse of a madaman trying to throw an uppercut the big lug tore the paper off and not only took the hair off but some of my dignity as I screamed like a school girl... Im not sure which came first... the little bit of wee in my undies or the tears...
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mollybaby: You Kiwis probably have some makey-uppy name for it there!
forced to GoogleAn edge trimmer , or weed eater type of thingy, should work PUUUUURFECT
.....I Was thinking it was some kind of womans fancy gadget
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unlaoised: Oh the visual I have
ok.............................I'm now thinking i may need a epidural...
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skippyguy: ok.............................I'm now thinking i may need a epidural...
lmaooo...it's not THAT bad, Skip! The pain is over quickly
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unlaoised: lmaooo...it's not THAT bad, Skip! The pain is over quickly
I distinctly remember someone saying that to me once... 
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DjWabbet: I distinctly remember someone saying that to me once...
I'm imagining you screaming like a girl, Wabbet. Hilarious!
It's true, though...isn't it? The pain doesn't last long
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unlaoised: lmaooo...it's not THAT bad, Skip! The pain is over quickly
In fact the way our cricketers ARE batting, perhaps i can get something to put me and THEM out of their misery......unlaoised....
I'M now thinking i may need a supervised procedure, with lots of DEEP breathing, cause i know ONE thing, i don't want my bloody water to break
....so to speak.....
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unlaoised: I'm imagining you screaming like a girl, Wabbet. Hilarious!
It's true, though...isn't it? The pain doesn't last long and that was just your leg...imagine your sack and crack being done
It's true, though...isn't it? The pain doesn't last long and that was just your leg...imagine your sack and crack being done
BAH..!!!!!!!! i don't want to scream like a Girl...i want HOLLER like a woman
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Lol..It's a quick sharp stinging rather than pain.
It'll be grand!
It'll be grand!
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skippyguy: In fact the way our cricketers ARE batting, perhaps i can get something to put me and THEM out of their misery......unlaoised....
I'M now thinking i may need a supervised procedure, with lots of DEEP breathing, cause i know ONE thing, i don't want my bloody water to break
....so to speak.....
I'M now thinking i may need a supervised procedure, with lots of DEEP breathing, cause i know ONE thing, i don't want my bloody water to break
....so to speak.....
Ooh...who are you guys playing atm? That bad eh?
Skip, I always said that the least a man can do when his partner is in labour is lie on a bed next to her and have his legs waxed
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mollybaby: Lol..It's a quick sharp stinging rather than pain.
It'll be grand!
It'll be grand!
a brick wall is starting to look more appealing :)Maybe i should just start with a check up, i may not be a good candidate
anyways !!!!!
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unlaoised: Ooh...who are you guys playing atm? That bad eh?
Skip, I always said that the least a man can do when his partner is in labour is lie on a bed next to her and have his legs waxed
Skip, I always said that the least a man can do when his partner is in labour is lie on a bed next to her and have his legs waxed
South Africa ....One day 143 for 7 after 31
... Stupid shots...
AND as long as they know where the airstrip starts and ends !!!!!!!!
Could that be an option
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unlaoised: I'm imagining you screaming like a girl, Wabbet. Hilarious!
It's true, though...isn't it? The pain doesn't last long and that was just your leg...imagine your sack and crack being done
It's true, though...isn't it? The pain doesn't last long and that was just your leg...imagine your sack and crack being done
I think afterwards you would find me in a dark corner with my blankie on the ground and on it the remnants of my pride, dignity and manhood and i would be mourning the loss of all 3.. all smooth but still crying...
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skippyguy: South Africa ....One day 143 for 7 after 31 ...
Stupid shots...
AND as long as they know where the airstrip starts and ends !!!!!!!!
Could that be an option
Stupid shots...
AND as long as they know where the airstrip starts and ends !!!!!!!!
Could that be an option
Oooh and ouch!!! Sorry Skip
They know too well, that's the least of your worries
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DjWabbet: I think afterwards you would find me in a dark corner with my blankie on the ground and on it the remnants of my pride, dignity and manhood and i would be mourning the loss of all 3.. all smooth but still crying...
at least you have your Blankie
well i saw this medical programme last night where a woman had too much testosterone..and she had a beard, and SHE said she was happy with who she was sooo if it's good enough for her there, then it should be for Mwhaa there
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You Kiwis probably have some makey-uppy name for it there!