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My Doberman can make it to the fence in 2.8 seconds, can you?
(actually my two dobes can do it in 1.8 seconds AND jump the fence, all included
)
@ peachmelba
Sorry I am late, I took a wrong turn and must say China is lovely this time of year
(actually my two dobes can do it in 1.8 seconds AND jump the fence, all included
)@ peachmelba
Sorry I am late, I took a wrong turn and must say China is lovely this time of year
Tinypaws: My Doberman can make it to the fence in 2.8 seconds, can you?
(actually my two dobes can do it in 1.8 seconds AND jump the fence, all included )
@ peachmelba
Sorry I am late, I took a wrong turn and must say China is lovely this time of year
(actually my two dobes can do it in 1.8 seconds AND jump the fence, all included )
@ peachmelba
Sorry I am late, I took a wrong turn and must say China is lovely this time of year
Thankyou paws you and I together have created our own one liner,
Now when are we going to china,,I believe they are choking over there,
Seriously they are.
That's why I came back and sorry if I'm late,
Don't be sorry just be careful.
Better late than never......yea trying telling me that,
mjpd67: The early bird catches the worm, but the 2nd mouse gets the cheese
Leave that cheese alone .
Denial is a sure sign of guilt. 
stanley8m: Denial is a sure sign of guilt.
Repentant tears wash out the stain of guilt
Saint Augustine
stanley8m: Denial is a sure sign of guilt.
I know some masters at denial... lol
If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
henonpause: I'm on a whiskey diet.............. I've lost 3 days already.
I see the cost of living has gone up a pound a bottle.
Goodnight goodnight it's time to say goodnight,
sirLarryIII: Goodnite sweetest of Peaches
Ahh not too sweet,
.When a relationship ends regrowth starts again just like regenetive cells.
That's my line I just invented it,
peachmelba: Ahh not too sweet,
.
When a relationship ends regrowth starts again just like regenetive cells.That's my line I just invented it,
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When a relationship ends regrowth starts again just like regenetive cells.That's my line I just invented it,
When brain cells are dead they don't come back,
But we have lots in our brain to start off with ,
Take good care of your cells,
maxpower50: Don't you hate it when someone answers their own
questions,? I do.
questions,? I do.
I hate it when someone says you already asked that question and I say well why didnt you answer me then,
And they say whats the question again,
.I'm getting sleep deprivation .
maxpower50: Sometimes I wake up Grumpy; other times I let her sleep.
**You lie the loudest when you lie to yourself.
You might fool others but you cannot fool that man staring back at you when you look in the mirror,
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