Candy Bars (20)
Lilith10: This is the Birth of a Candy Bar On PAYDAY, MR.GOODBAR wanted to SKOR, so he took MISS HERSHEY to the POT'O'GOLD motel on the corner of AERO and 5th AVENUE to show her some TWIX.
He began to feel her MOUNDS, that were pure ALMOND JOY and it made her TOOTSIE ROLL and then he wanted to EAT-MORE.
When he saw her CHERRY BLOSSOM he gasped!!
"SWEET MARIE" this is WUNDERBAR !!
She let out a SNICKER as his BUTTERFINGER went up 'er KITKAT and caused a MILKY WAY.
She screamed "OH HENRY" as she grabbed his BIG TURK and squeezed his M&M's.
MISS HERSHEY said "You are even better than the THREE MUSKETEERS" to which "MR.GOODBAR" replied..."When you're this good they call you "MR.BIG".
Soon she was a bit CHUNKY and 9 months later she had a BABY RUTH. The End.
That was cute. He began to feel her MOUNDS, that were pure ALMOND JOY and it made her TOOTSIE ROLL and then he wanted to EAT-MORE.
When he saw her CHERRY BLOSSOM he gasped!!
"SWEET MARIE" this is WUNDERBAR !!
She let out a SNICKER as his BUTTERFINGER went up 'er KITKAT and caused a MILKY WAY.
She screamed "OH HENRY" as she grabbed his BIG TURK and squeezed his M&M's.
MISS HERSHEY said "You are even better than the THREE MUSKETEERS" to which "MR.GOODBAR" replied..."When you're this good they call you "MR.BIG".
Soon she was a bit CHUNKY and 9 months later she had a BABY RUTH. The End.
But poor ZERO bar still ends up with nothing.
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YouMeUs: That was cute.
But poor ZERO bar still ends up with nothing.
But poor ZERO bar still ends up with nothing.
..........
For Zero......
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YouMeUs: That was cute.
But poor ZERO bar still ends up with nothing.
But poor ZERO bar still ends up with nothing.
but ZERO will always do in a CRUNCH
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galrads: but ZERO will always do in a CRUNCH
that good one Galrads.. 
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Lilith10: This is the Birth of a Candy Bar On PAYDAY, MR.GOODBAR wanted to SKOR, so he took MISS HERSHEY to the POT'O'GOLD motel on the corner of AERO and 5th AVENUE to show her some TWIX.
He began to feel her MOUNDS, that were pure ALMOND JOY and it made her TOOTSIE ROLL and then he wanted to EAT-MORE.
When he saw her CHERRY BLOSSOM he gasped!!
"SWEET MARIE" this is WUNDERBAR !!
She let out a SNICKER as his BUTTERFINGER went up 'er KITKAT and caused a MILKY WAY.
She screamed "OH HENRY" as she grabbed his BIG TURK and squeezed his M&M's.
MISS HERSHEY said "You are even better than the THREE MUSKETEERS" to which "MR.GOODBAR" replied..."When you're this good they call you "MR.BIG".
Soon she was a bit CHUNKY and 9 months later she had a BABY RUTH. The End.
He began to feel her MOUNDS, that were pure ALMOND JOY and it made her TOOTSIE ROLL and then he wanted to EAT-MORE.
When he saw her CHERRY BLOSSOM he gasped!!
"SWEET MARIE" this is WUNDERBAR !!
She let out a SNICKER as his BUTTERFINGER went up 'er KITKAT and caused a MILKY WAY.
She screamed "OH HENRY" as she grabbed his BIG TURK and squeezed his M&M's.
MISS HERSHEY said "You are even better than the THREE MUSKETEERS" to which "MR.GOODBAR" replied..."When you're this good they call you "MR.BIG".
Soon she was a bit CHUNKY and 9 months later she had a BABY RUTH. The End.
Too funny.
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2intrigued: Too funny.
2Intrig...
.........off to walkabout in the rain here..
I see some puddles need a skippin'..
Enjoy your night!
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Lilith10: 2Intrig... .........off to walkabout in the rain here..
I see some puddles need a skippin'..
Enjoy your night!
I see some puddles need a skippin'..
Enjoy your night!
Hiya Lillie
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2intrigued: Hiya Lillie Enjoy your puddle skippin' and look out for Mr. Big
I just knew I'd find you in the sweets isle. ------ This thread is Archived ------
YouMeUs: I just knew I'd find you in the sweets isle.
Absolutely....lookin' for Mr. Big
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2intrigued: Absolutely....lookin' for Mr. Big
I got big shoes, does that count? 
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YouMeUs: I got big shoes, does that count?
Only if the big shoes contain big feet.
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2intrigued: Only if the big shoes contain big feet.
Well my toe next to my big toe happens to be the longer of them, so I must buy shoes a bit larger to compensate it. 
Anything else requiring bigness?
(please don't say wallet)
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YouMeUs: Well my toe next to my big toe happens to be the longer of them, so I must buy shoes a bit larger to compensate it.
Anything else requiring bigness?
(please don't say wallet)
Anything else requiring bigness?
(please don't say wallet)
Funny, my toe next to my big toe is longer too...wonder what that means.
I've heard big hands with long fingers is quite telling.
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2intrigued: Only if the big shoes contain big feet.
i imagine it's been so long for you you wouldn't know what to do with a single toe.
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2intrigued: Funny, my toe next to my big toe is longer too...wonder what that means.
I've heard big hands with long fingers is quite telling. To heck with the wallet.
It means it's the first always to stubb on that chair leg while walking barefoot in the dark. I've heard big hands with long fingers is quite telling. To heck with the wallet.
And darn my long hands fingers too...can't keep secrets having them.
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purr4mance: i imagine it's been so long for you you wouldn't know what to do with a single toe.
Speak for yourself.
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YouMeUs: It means it's the first always to stubb on that chair leg while walking barefoot in the dark.
And darn my long hands fingers too...can't keep secrets having them.
And darn my long hands fingers too...can't keep secrets having them.
Maybe that's a good thing.
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2intrigued: Maybe that's a good thing.
Depends on how one looks at things, I reckon. ------ This thread is Archived ------
YouMeUs: Depends on how one looks at things, I reckon.
True dat.
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On PAYDAY, MR.GOODBAR wanted to SKOR, so he took MISS HERSHEY to the POT'O'GOLD motel on the corner of AERO and 5th AVENUE to show her some TWIX.
He began to feel her MOUNDS, that were pure ALMOND JOY and it made her TOOTSIE ROLL and then he wanted to EAT-MORE.
When he saw her CHERRY BLOSSOM he gasped!!
"SWEET MARIE" this is WUNDERBAR !!
She let out a SNICKER as his BUTTERFINGER went up 'er KITKAT and caused a MILKY WAY.
She screamed "OH HENRY" as she grabbed his BIG TURK and squeezed his M&M's.
MISS HERSHEY said "You are even better than the THREE MUSKETEERS" to which "MR.GOODBAR" replied..."When you're this good they call you "MR.BIG".
Soon she was a bit CHUNKY and 9 months later she had a BABY RUTH.
The End.