What about those of us who self identify as Elves. Who does the travelling then? I mean, us Elves have only got little legs, so not only can we not walk very far, but we can't do our own ironing, and reaching the kitchen sink is out of the question. And another thing, buying the drinks is a nightmare, have you ever tried ordering a Jack Daniels and Coke when all that the barmaid can see is the tip of a pointy hat?
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Simply because I am the only one to make things happen in my life and I am not going to rely on anyone else to do what I want to do with my life.
Hey Tan.
Love this post!!