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Mar 27, 2020 3:01 AM CST dear diary, i can't take it anymore
Palmfrond
PalmfrondPalmfrondEaston, Pennsylvania USA4 Threads 236 Posts
Mercedes_00: My squeeze would break an elephants neck
now i'm jealous moping
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Mar 27, 2020 3:03 AM CST dear diary, i can't take it anymore
Palmfrond
PalmfrondPalmfrondEaston, Pennsylvania USA4 Threads 236 Posts
dear diary,
i want a new V
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Mar 27, 2020 3:06 AM CST dear diary, i can't take it anymore
Mercedes_00
Mercedes_00Mercedes_00Greater Sydney, New South Wales Australia18 Threads 20,479 Posts
Palmfrond: now i'm jealous
How to do Kegel exercises

To get started:

Find the right muscles. To identify your pelvic floor muscles, stop urination in midstream. Once you've identified your pelvic floor muscles you can do the exercises in any position, although you might find it easiest to do them lying down at first.

Perfect your technique. To do Kegels, imagine you are sitting on a marble and tighten your pelvic muscles as if you're lifting the marble. Try it for three seconds at a time, then relax for a count of three.
Maintain your focus. For best results, focus on tightening only your pelvic floor muscles. Be careful not to flex the muscles in your abdomen, thighs or buttocks. Avoid holding your breath. Instead, breathe freely during the exercises.

Repeat three times a day. Aim for at least three sets of 10 to 15 repetitions a day.

For continued benefits, make Kegel exercises a permanent part of your daily routine.
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Mar 27, 2020 3:08 AM CST dear diary, i can't take it anymore
Palmfrond
PalmfrondPalmfrondEaston, Pennsylvania USA4 Threads 236 Posts
Mercedes_00: How to do Kegel exercises

To get started:

Find the right muscles. To identify your pelvic floor muscles, stop urination in midstream. Once you've identified your pelvic floor muscles you can do the exercises in any position, although you might find it easiest to do them lying down at first.

Perfect your technique. To do Kegels, imagine you are sitting on a marble and tighten your pelvic muscles as if you're lifting the marble. Try it for three seconds at a time, then relax for a count of three.
Maintain your focus. For best results, focus on tightening only your pelvic floor muscles. Be careful not to flex the muscles in your abdomen, thighs or buttocks. Avoid holding your breath. Instead, breathe freely during the exercises.

Repeat three times a day. Aim for at least three sets of 10 to 15 repetitions a day.

For continued benefits, make Kegel exercises a permanent part of your daily routine.
i was afraid of this. in my defense, i've never had any complaints... i think i'm in the 4 star and above, if i were sold on amazon
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Mar 27, 2020 3:11 AM CST dear diary, i can't take it anymore
Mercedes_00
Mercedes_00Mercedes_00Greater Sydney, New South Wales Australia18 Threads 20,479 Posts
Palmfrond: i was afraid of this. in my defense, i've never had any complaints... i think i'm in the 4 star and above, if i were sold on amazon
I'm always doing kegels even when I'm posting
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Mar 27, 2020 3:12 AM CST dear diary, i can't take it anymore
Palmfrond
PalmfrondPalmfrondEaston, Pennsylvania USA4 Threads 236 Posts
Mercedes_00: I'm always doing kegels even when I'm posting
dear diary,
i wonder if Merc will get anything in her box today
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Mar 27, 2020 3:14 AM CST dear diary, i can't take it anymore
Mercedes_00
Mercedes_00Mercedes_00Greater Sydney, New South Wales Australia18 Threads 20,479 Posts
Palmfrond: dear diary,
i wonder if Merc will get anything in her box today
Dear diary I have 42 emails in my inbox..Could they possibly moved to the box between my legs?
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Mar 27, 2020 3:15 AM CST dear diary, i can't take it anymore
Palmfrond
PalmfrondPalmfrondEaston, Pennsylvania USA4 Threads 236 Posts
Mercedes_00: Dear diary I have 42 emails in my inbox..Could they possibly moved to the box between my legs?
dear diary,
remind me to tell Merc to answer her mail to get male
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Mar 27, 2020 3:19 AM CST dear diary, i can't take it anymore
Mercedes_00
Mercedes_00Mercedes_00Greater Sydney, New South Wales Australia18 Threads 20,479 Posts
Palmfrond: dear diary,
remind me to tell Merc to answer her mail to get male
Dear Diary..Make sure you remind Palm to remind Merc to reply to her mail to get male
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Mar 27, 2020 3:21 AM CST dear diary, i can't take it anymore
Palmfrond
PalmfrondPalmfrondEaston, Pennsylvania USA4 Threads 236 Posts
Mercedes_00: Dear Diary..Make sure you remind Palm to remind Merc to reply to her mail to get male
typing programming reminders on all devices
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Mar 27, 2020 3:22 AM CST dear diary, i can't take it anymore
Mercedes_00
Mercedes_00Mercedes_00Greater Sydney, New South Wales Australia18 Threads 20,479 Posts
Palmfrond: programming reminders on all devices
Palmy gal is on the ball daydream
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Mar 27, 2020 3:25 AM CST dear diary, i can't take it anymore
Palmfrond
PalmfrondPalmfrondEaston, Pennsylvania USA4 Threads 236 Posts
Mercedes_00: Palmy gal is on the ball
Merc, have you seen my ball?
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Mar 27, 2020 3:27 AM CST dear diary, i can't take it anymore
Mercedes_00
Mercedes_00Mercedes_00Greater Sydney, New South Wales Australia18 Threads 20,479 Posts
Palmfrond: Merc, have you seen my ball?
I only see balls in the shop roll eyes
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Mar 27, 2020 3:30 AM CST dear diary, i can't take it anymore
Mercedes_00
Mercedes_00Mercedes_00Greater Sydney, New South Wales Australia18 Threads 20,479 Posts
Mercedes_00: I only see balls in the shop
I get an urge to sit on those balls in the shop daydream
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Mar 27, 2020 3:34 AM CST dear diary, i can't take it anymore
Palmfrond
PalmfrondPalmfrondEaston, Pennsylvania USA4 Threads 236 Posts
Mercedes_00: I get an urge to sit on those balls in the shop
they're fun to bounce on. banana
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Mar 27, 2020 3:39 AM CST dear diary, i can't take it anymore
Mercedes_00
Mercedes_00Mercedes_00Greater Sydney, New South Wales Australia18 Threads 20,479 Posts
Palmfrond: they're fun to bounce on.
Stick when moist?
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Mar 27, 2020 3:43 AM CST dear diary, i can't take it anymore
Palmfrond
PalmfrondPalmfrondEaston, Pennsylvania USA4 Threads 236 Posts
Mercedes_00: Stick when moist?
they make things to stick on them
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Mar 27, 2020 3:43 AM CST dear diary, i can't take it anymore
Mercedes_00
Mercedes_00Mercedes_00Greater Sydney, New South Wales Australia18 Threads 20,479 Posts
Palmfrond: they make things to stick on them
When I bounce?
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Mar 27, 2020 3:48 AM CST dear diary, i can't take it anymore
Palmfrond
PalmfrondPalmfrondEaston, Pennsylvania USA4 Threads 236 Posts
Mercedes_00: When I bounce?
yeah, there's a suction cup at the base
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Mar 27, 2020 3:49 AM CST dear diary, i can't take it anymore
Mercedes_00
Mercedes_00Mercedes_00Greater Sydney, New South Wales Australia18 Threads 20,479 Posts
Palmfrond: yeah, there's a suction cup at the base
Does the suction suck?
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