FATHER: Now son, be good while I'm away. SON: OK Dad. I'll be good for ten dollars. FATHER: That's too much son! When I was your age, I was good for nothing!
HONEYC40Johannesburg, Gauteng South Africa37 posts
singleguy292: FATHER: Now son, be good while I'm away. SON: OK Dad. I'll be good for ten dollars. FATHER: That's too much son! When I was your age, I was good for nothing!
HONEYC40Johannesburg, Gauteng South Africa37 posts
singleguy292: FATHER: Now son, be good while I'm away. SON: OK Dad. I'll be good for ten dollars. FATHER: That's too much son! When I was your age, I was good for nothing!
DedovixBig Place, Central Serbia Serbia5,492 posts
singleguy292: FATHER: Now son, be good while I'm away. SON: OK Dad. I'll be good for ten dollars. FATHER: That's too much son! When I was your age, I was good for nothing!
PeKaatjeAnkeveen, North Holland Netherlands6,334 posts
A moroccan woman living in Amsterdam tells her three sons, Achmed of 6, Mohammed of 9 and Rachid of 14: Sons, we are broke, you got to earn money if you want to eat tonight. So at 10 am the three boys leave the house. So 3 hours later Rachid comes home with 15 euros. Mother: What did you do to get that money? Rachid: Well, I delivered newspapers. An hour later Mohammed comes home with 25 euros. Mother: What did you do for that money? Mohammed: Well, I washed three cars and helped two people with their garden. Then at 1 a.m. Achmed comes home with 2.000.970 euro's. Mother: Achmed, where have you stolen all that money? Achmed: I didn't steal it mom, I went to Schiphol Airport Amsterdam and made a sign that I wanted to return to Morocco, but that I needed 10 more euros.
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SON: OK Dad. I'll be good for ten dollars.
FATHER: That's too much son! When I was your age, I was good for nothing!