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Name_Taken_Two: Seeing as St Patrick's Day is just around the corner, I am taking this opportunity to declare Shenanigans...
Whether you are Irish or not it's a day to celebrate all things green..
"May today be better than yesterday, but, not as good as tomorrow".
Would that be the secret or dishonest activity or the silly behaviourWhether you are Irish or not it's a day to celebrate all things green..
"May today be better than yesterday, but, not as good as tomorrow".
I reckon you were born with a Blarney spoon in your mouth not a silver one .
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Tiger_Moth: Would that be the secret or dishonest activity or the silly behaviour
I reckon you were born with a Blarney spoon in your mouth not a silver one .
To be sure M'am, it's secret or dishonest activity or the silly behaviour if you ain't got a sense of humour I reckon you were born with a Blarney spoon in your mouth not a silver one .
Try this one..
An organ grinder and his capuchin monkey are hired to perform at a local pub
The organ grinder is happily taking requests from the patrons, but his monkey is in rare form on this particular evening. The monkey is dancing around on tables, stealing food, lifting cigarettes, and getting into various other shenanigans. At one point, the monkey hops up on the bar and starts picking on a couple of blokes who have just ordered a pint. One of the men suddenly calls out to the organ grinder:
“Sir, do you know your monkey’s balls are in my beer?”
The organ grinder stops playing for a moment and scratches his head before replying.
“Hmmmm. It doesn’t ring any bells, but if you hum a couples lines I might be able to play it!”
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What do you call graveyard shenanigans?
Tombfoolery.
Tombfoolery.
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Here's another for the craic.
An Irishman goes to the doctor, who after examining him says
“You have some problems with your heart, but if you take these tablets, I think it will be okay.
“So the doctor gives the man the tablets and the patient asks,
“Do I have to take them every day?”
No,” replies the doctor, “take one on the Monday, skip the Tuesday, take one on the Wednesday, skip the Thursday and go on like that.
“Two weeks later the doctor is walking down the street, and he sees the patient’s wife.“Hello Mrs Murphy,” he says, “how’s your husband?”
“Oh he died of a heart attack,” says Mrs Murphy.
“I’m very sorry to hear that,” says the doctor, “I thought if he took those tablets he would be all right.”
“Oh the tablets were fine,” says Mrs Murphy,
“It was all the bloody skipping that killed him!”
An Irishman goes to the doctor, who after examining him says
“You have some problems with your heart, but if you take these tablets, I think it will be okay.
“So the doctor gives the man the tablets and the patient asks,
“Do I have to take them every day?”
No,” replies the doctor, “take one on the Monday, skip the Tuesday, take one on the Wednesday, skip the Thursday and go on like that.
“Two weeks later the doctor is walking down the street, and he sees the patient’s wife.“Hello Mrs Murphy,” he says, “how’s your husband?”
“Oh he died of a heart attack,” says Mrs Murphy.
“I’m very sorry to hear that,” says the doctor, “I thought if he took those tablets he would be all right.”
“Oh the tablets were fine,” says Mrs Murphy,
“It was all the bloody skipping that killed him!”
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Tiger_Moth: Here's another for the craic.
An Irishman goes to the doctor, who after examining him says
“You have some problems with your heart, but if you take these tablets, I think it will be okay.
“So the doctor gives the man the tablets and the patient asks,
“Do I have to take them every day?”
No,” replies the doctor, “take one on the Monday, skip the Tuesday, take one on the Wednesday, skip the Thursday and go on like that.
“Two weeks later the doctor is walking down the street, and he sees the patient’s wife.“Hello Mrs Murphy,” he says, “how’s your husband?”
“Oh he died of a heart attack,” says Mrs Murphy.
“I’m very sorry to hear that,” says the doctor, “I thought if he took those tablets he would be all right.”
“Oh the tablets were fine,” says Mrs Murphy,
“It was all the bloody skipping that killed him!”
An Irishman goes to the doctor, who after examining him says
“You have some problems with your heart, but if you take these tablets, I think it will be okay.
“So the doctor gives the man the tablets and the patient asks,
“Do I have to take them every day?”
No,” replies the doctor, “take one on the Monday, skip the Tuesday, take one on the Wednesday, skip the Thursday and go on like that.
“Two weeks later the doctor is walking down the street, and he sees the patient’s wife.“Hello Mrs Murphy,” he says, “how’s your husband?”
“Oh he died of a heart attack,” says Mrs Murphy.
“I’m very sorry to hear that,” says the doctor, “I thought if he took those tablets he would be all right.”
“Oh the tablets were fine,” says Mrs Murphy,
“It was all the bloody skipping that killed him!”
Very good, I'm sure the Shenanigans played a part too.. 
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As Jimmy Cricket would say:
And there's more.
And there's more.
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Tiger_Moth: As Jimmy Cricket would say:
And there's more.
And Frank Carson would have said "It's a cracker" And there's more.
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Name_Taken_Two: Seeing as St Patrick's Day is just around the corner, I am taking this opportunity to declare Shenanigans...
Whether you are Irish or not it's a day to celebrate all things green..
"May today be better than yesterday, but, not as good as tomorrow".
Is this true that Patrick became Saint after he took away all snakes from Ireland? Whether you are Irish or not it's a day to celebrate all things green..
"May today be better than yesterday, but, not as good as tomorrow".
Just a bit of information before mischievous behavior started.
I have something to celebrated today too
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fantaziya: Is this true that Patrick became Saint after he took away all snakes from Ireland?
Just a bit of information before mischievous behavior started.
I have something to celebrated today too
Well he certainly left a few, but we're on course to shift them also..Just a bit of information before mischievous behavior started.
I have something to celebrated today too
A good day for celebrating to be sure, a sunny day and a sweet smile..
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Name_Taken_Two: Well he certainly left a few, but we're on course to shift them also..
A good day for celebrating to be sure, a sunny day and a sweet smile..
A good day for celebrating to be sure, a sunny day and a sweet smile..
Good luck!
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fantaziya: Good luck!
The luck of the Irish of course.. An Englishman, a Scot, and an Irishman walk into an English bar...
Credit to my friend for this one.
Everyone orders drinks, and are brought an additional drink for free.
"See?" says the Englishman, "When you order a drink in an English bar, they give you a second one for free."
"That's nothing," says the Scot, "When you order a drink in a Scottish bar, they give you TWO free drinks. Three drinks for the price of one!"
"It's even better in Ireland," says the Irishman, "Sometimes, when you order a drink, you get free drinks the rest of the night, and then some shenanigans upstairs afterward."
The Scot and the Englishman are astounded and slightly disbelieving. "Wow! Really?"
The Irishman says "Well, I PERSONALLY have never experienced it, but it's happened to my sister a number of times."
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3 quickies for you Dino. Jokes that is.
"Is that the Ballycashel Echo?" asks Mick.
"How much would it be to put an ad in your paper?"
"Five pounds an inch," a woman replies. "Why? What are you selling?"
"A ten-foot ladder," said Mick before slamming the phone down.
Billy stops Paddy in Dublin and asks for the quickest way to Cork.
Paddy says: "Are you on foot or in the car?"
Billy replies: "In the car."
"Well that's the quickest way," says Paddy.
Two Irishmen were working in the public works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind him and fill the hole in.
After a while, one amazed onlooker said: "Why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?"
The hole digger wiped his brow and sighed, "Well, I suppose it probably looks odd because we're normally a three-person team. But today the lad who plants the trees called in sick."
"Is that the Ballycashel Echo?" asks Mick.
"How much would it be to put an ad in your paper?"
"Five pounds an inch," a woman replies. "Why? What are you selling?"
"A ten-foot ladder," said Mick before slamming the phone down.
Billy stops Paddy in Dublin and asks for the quickest way to Cork.
Paddy says: "Are you on foot or in the car?"
Billy replies: "In the car."
"Well that's the quickest way," says Paddy.
Two Irishmen were working in the public works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind him and fill the hole in.
After a while, one amazed onlooker said: "Why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?"
The hole digger wiped his brow and sighed, "Well, I suppose it probably looks odd because we're normally a three-person team. But today the lad who plants the trees called in sick."
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Tiger_Moth: 3 quickies for you Dino. Jokes that is.
"Is that the Ballycashel Echo?" asks Mick.
"How much would it be to put an ad in your paper?"
"Five pounds an inch," a woman replies. "Why? What are you selling?"
"A ten-foot ladder," said Mick before slamming the phone down.
Billy stops Paddy in Dublin and asks for the quickest way to Cork.
Paddy says: "Are you on foot or in the car?"
Billy replies: "In the car."
"Well that's the quickest way," says Paddy.
Two Irishmen were working in the public works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind him and fill the hole in.
After a while, one amazed onlooker said: "Why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?"
The hole digger wiped his brow and sighed, "Well, I suppose it probably looks odd because we're normally a three-person team. But today the lad who plants the trees called in sick."
Don't be giving up the day job just yet Tiger.. "Is that the Ballycashel Echo?" asks Mick.
"How much would it be to put an ad in your paper?"
"Five pounds an inch," a woman replies. "Why? What are you selling?"
"A ten-foot ladder," said Mick before slamming the phone down.
Billy stops Paddy in Dublin and asks for the quickest way to Cork.
Paddy says: "Are you on foot or in the car?"
Billy replies: "In the car."
"Well that's the quickest way," says Paddy.
Two Irishmen were working in the public works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind him and fill the hole in.
After a while, one amazed onlooker said: "Why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?"
The hole digger wiped his brow and sighed, "Well, I suppose it probably looks odd because we're normally a three-person team. But today the lad who plants the trees called in sick."
Gotta go the Primark, new keks and socks for me trip..
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An oldie but a goodie
Ordering a pint
‘Sorry, love, can I have a pint of Guinness and a packet of crisps where you’re ready there’.
‘Oh. You must be Irish’, she replied. The man was evidently offended and responded, ‘The cheek, just because I order a pint of Guinness you assume I’m Irish. If I ordered a bowl of pasta would you that make me Italian?!’
‘No’ she replied. ‘But this is a newsagents…’
Not this Irish guy though, he knows where the best pints of Guinness are to be purchased, and he is just after finishing one
Ordering a pint
‘Sorry, love, can I have a pint of Guinness and a packet of crisps where you’re ready there’.
‘Oh. You must be Irish’, she replied. The man was evidently offended and responded, ‘The cheek, just because I order a pint of Guinness you assume I’m Irish. If I ordered a bowl of pasta would you that make me Italian?!’
‘No’ she replied. ‘But this is a newsagents…’
Not this Irish guy though, he knows where the best pints of Guinness are to be purchased, and he is just after finishing one
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Bear with me Dino ,I'm not a Paddy.
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Tiger_Moth: Bear with me Dino ,I'm not a Paddy.
I will to be sure.. Sure they'll be Paddies on Thursday
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Name_Taken_Two: Seeing as St Patrick's Day is just around the corner, I am taking this opportunity to declare Shenanigans...
Whether you are Irish or not it's a day to celebrate all things green..
"May today be better than yesterday, but, not as good as tomorrow".
Had a few of these in the Irish Bars in Spain on St Patrick's day/night Whether you are Irish or not it's a day to celebrate all things green..
"May today be better than yesterday, but, not as good as tomorrow".
Irish Shot........
Add the Baileys and whiskey into a shot glass, pouring slowly to create a layered effect.
Drop the shot into a pint glass filled half to three-quarters with the Guinness. Drink immediately.
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Happy St. Patrick's Day
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