My Singles Ad (6)

Feb 5, 2024 8:59 PM CST My Singles Ad
Free to loving home: One middle aged male, high milage, slow to start in the mornings, got a smokeing problem.

Generally agreeable though ocasionally temperamental but can be easily appeased with food. Does well with pets, tends to hide when mother in law is around.

Male is suitable for decoration, simple routine tasks, reaching high places, and night time, can be chained to a stake outside to keep away burglars, pests, and small furry animals.

Ladies please inquire below. As a bonus, male comes with own underwear and socks.

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Feb 8, 2024 6:39 PM CST My Singles Ad
laugh I see
Feb 10, 2024 1:55 PM CST My Singles Ad
Contagious female (the odd scabie), likes to cook romantic meals, my speciality is microwaved mince with alphabetti spaghetti. My hobby is collecting toe nails. Hearts and kisses Xx
Feb 10, 2024 1:59 PM CST My Singles Ad
Cringe at the toe nails bit...... nails have a strange effect on me....bit like squeaking a plate with a fork does to others dunno
Feb 10, 2024 2:02 PM CST My Singles Ad
Whataboutromance: Cringe at the toe nails bit...... nails have a strange effect on me....bit like squeaking a plate with a fork does to others
So the rest was fine?
Feb 10, 2024 2:03 PM CST My Singles Ad
Well if the mince was done in a pan.....and the scabies treated rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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