Bye Mom ( Archived) (10)

Jan 30, 2007 4:30 PM CST Bye Mom
Raynew
RaynewRaynewConcord, North Carolina USA99 Threads 2,400 Posts
A young man shopping in a supermarket
noticed a little old lady following him around.

If he stopped, she stopped.
Furthermore, she kept staring at him.

She finally overtook him at the checkout,
and she turned to him and said,
"I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease;
it's just that you look so much like my late son."

He answered, "That's okay."

"I know it's silly, but if you'd call out
'Good bye, Mom' as I leave the store,
it would make me feel so happy."

She then went through the checkout,
and as she was on her way out of the store
the man called out, "Goodbye, Mom."

The little old lady waved, and smiled
back at him.

Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine
into someone's day, he went to pay for his
groceries. "That comes to $121.85," said the clerk.

"How come so much? I only bought 5 items."

The clerk replied, "Yeah, but your mother said
you'd be paying for her things too."

DON'T TRUST LITTLE OLD LADIES!!!
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Jan 30, 2007 10:50 PM CST Bye Mom
PeachesandCream
PeachesandCreamPeachesandCreamConcord, North Carolina USA43 Threads 675 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Jan 31, 2007 12:01 AM CST Bye Mom
mbcasey
mbcaseymbcaseyNorth Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA68 Threads 7 Polls 16,449 Posts
laugh thumbs up
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Jan 31, 2007 1:54 AM CST Bye Mom
Katers1970
Katers1970Katers1970lonelyville, Indiana USA90 Threads 2,444 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing
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Jan 31, 2007 4:49 AM CST Bye Mom
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Jan 31, 2007 5:04 AM CST Bye Mom
SusieRR
SusieRRSusieRRnortheast, Ohio USA78 Threads 3 Polls 2,122 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing
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Jan 31, 2007 7:15 AM CST Bye Mom
fireliter
fireliterfireliterAllen Park, Michigan USA502 Threads 14 Polls 5,902 Posts
thats one I'm definitely gonna share today rolling on the floor laughing thankya thumbs up
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Mar 19, 2007 1:56 PM CST Bye Mom
ileteo
ileteoileteoBucharest, Muntenia Romania3 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing
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Mar 19, 2007 3:26 PM CST Bye Mom
deborah12
deborah12deborah12wolverhampton, UK89 Threads 11,243 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Mar 19, 2007 3:57 PM CST Bye Mom
LonelyInBC31
LonelyInBC31LonelyInBC31Battle Creek, Michigan USA199 Threads 1 Polls 2,760 Posts
peace I like that! Have ta keep that in mind in my older years!professor
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