A guy came down to breakfast to find on his plate, 1 sausage, 1 egg, 1 rasher of bacon and 1 sock. He said to his wife, "Why is there a sock on my plate?" She replied, "Well, you came home last night, stoned out of your mind got into bed, lay on your back and slurred, "Can you cook my sock."
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He said to his wife,
"Why is there a sock on my plate?"
She replied,
"Well, you came home last night, stoned out of your mind got into bed, lay on your back and slurred, "Can you cook my sock."