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I ate my peas because my mom always told me they would make my hair curly!
It's poke straight!
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I eat my peas with carrots......
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my honey can pee
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I eat my peas just plain
Because I like to frown
If food were suppose to taste funny
We'd all be eating clown
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Aww thats cute!
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very nice but I don't think that I could possibly smile any more than I already am
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Oops
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awww so cute 
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nice 
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Said Hamlet to Ophelia,
I'll draw a sketch of thee,
What kind of pencil shall I use?
2B or not 2B?
I'll draw a sketch of thee,
What kind of pencil shall I use?
2B or not 2B?
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I thought everyones were curly to prevent you from poking you're eyes out?
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The fault dear Bluto is not in our pencskils but in ourselves
...egggg eeggg eeeggg eeggggg
-Popeye Shakespeare
...egggg eeggg eeeggg eeggggg
-Popeye Shakespeare
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Beans, beans, good for the heart.
The more you eat, the more you fart
The more you fart, the better you feel
So eat your beans with every meal!!!
The more you eat, the more you fart
The more you fart, the better you feel
So eat your beans with every meal!!!
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Where do bees go to the toilet????
At the BP station.
At the BP station.
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You've been talking to my kids again, haven't you? 
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Thought I'd save this from a thread that died too soon....
In the store buying some beer.
Not really that odd of a coincidence the guy behind me was buying a 12 pack of the same brand beer.
A lady, decked out in Versace, holding a little lap dog, high and tight haircut, lips thin as razors snobbily says, "GEE that sure is a lot of beer".
Guy Behind me: "Ya know, my Grandfather lived to be 107"
Lady (in that nasaly voice): "I suppose he drank a lot of beer".
Guy: "NO. He just minded his own freakin business. 
In the store buying some beer.
Not really that odd of a coincidence the guy behind me was buying a 12 pack of the same brand beer.
A lady, decked out in Versace, holding a little lap dog, high and tight haircut, lips thin as razors snobbily says, "GEE that sure is a lot of beer".
Guy Behind me: "Ya know, my Grandfather lived to be 107"
Lady (in that nasaly voice): "I suppose he drank a lot of beer".
Guy: "NO. He just minded his own freakin business.
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ROFPMP!!
That is too funny! I can't stand it!
That is too funny! I can't stand it!
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I've done it all my life
It makes the peas taste funny
But it keeps them on the knife!
And no i did'nt write it