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Mar 26, 2007 1:20 PM CST A true love story
lvslife
lvslifelvslifemoore, USA223 Threads 2,565 Posts
BE CAREFUL



A LOVE STORY


This 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting.
When she went before the judge in Cincinnati he asked her, "What did you steal?"
She replied, "A can of peaches."

The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches
and she replied that she was hungry.
The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can.
She replied, "6."

The judge said, "Then I will give you 6 days in jail."

Before the judge could actually pronounce the pun ishment, the woman's husband spoke up
and asked the judge if he could say something.
The judge said, "What is it?"

The husband said, "She also stole a can of peas." jaw drop
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Mar 26, 2007 1:21 PM CST A true love story
deborah12
deborah12deborah12wolverhampton, UK89 Threads 11,243 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing thumbs up grin
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Mar 26, 2007 2:08 PM CST A true love story
nuala
nualanualadublin, Dublin Ireland12 Threads 6,456 Posts
that is brill!!!rolling on the floor laughing laugh rolling on the floor laughing
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Mar 26, 2007 2:37 PM CST A true love story
RedHeadedTaurus
RedHeadedTaurusRedHeadedTaurusHere, Michigan USA17 Threads 1 Polls 8,455 Posts
laugh Very cute! thumbs up
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Mar 26, 2007 3:05 PM CST A true love story
highfidelity
highfidelityhighfidelityEurope, Lower Saxony Germany37 Threads 2,287 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing scold one more reason to never get married devil doh peace
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Mar 26, 2007 3:18 PM CST A true love story
Abracadabra
AbracadabraAbracadabraHeaven, Pennsylvania USA69 Threads 3,302 Posts
Well thank god she didn't steal a bag of rice. applause
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Mar 26, 2007 3:29 PM CST A true love story
mbcasey
mbcaseymbcaseyNorth Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA68 Threads 7 Polls 16,449 Posts
laugh rolling on the floor laughing
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Mar 26, 2007 3:32 PM CST A true love story
lvslife
lvslifelvslifemoore, USA223 Threads 2,565 Posts
Or...I don't knowconfused Maybe hope he stills something with numbers, and gets caught?
Kat
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Mar 26, 2007 5:05 PM CST A true love story
RainbowSlider
RainbowSliderRainbowSliderYellville, USA171 Threads 7,174 Posts
Isn't love grand?rolling on the floor laughing
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