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An old man was sitting at the bar, when a young man came in with a mowhawk haircut dyed different colors. He sat down next to the old man and noticed that the old man was staring at him. Finally the young man asks the man "What the hell are you staring at! Didn't you ever do anything crazy when you were a kid?" The old man pondered for a moment and replied "Yeah, I screwed a peacock and I was wondering if you were my son."
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They were both cute.
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Funny stuff, still laughing at them.
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Counseling - Southern Style
Earl and Bubba, two good ole boys from Dixie, are quietly sitting in a boat
fishing, chewing and drinking beer when suddenly Bubba says, "I think I'm
going to divorce my wife. She hasn't spoke to me in over two months."
Earl spits, sips his beer and says, "You better think it over. Women like
that are hard to find."
Earl and Bubba, two good ole boys from Dixie, are quietly sitting in a boat
fishing, chewing and drinking beer when suddenly Bubba says, "I think I'm
going to divorce my wife. She hasn't spoke to me in over two months."
Earl spits, sips his beer and says, "You better think it over. Women like
that are hard to find."
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Good ones! 
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The preacher got up in church one Sunday morning and told the congregation, "Brothers and sisters, we are going to have to do something about teenagers parking behind the church at night. I was out there this morning and there are enough beer cans out there to build a car."
One of the old sisters stood up and said, "Amen brother, and enough rubbers to put tires on it!!!"