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common lies that men tell women? ( Archived) (39)

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Apr 24, 2007 10:45 AM CST common lies that men tell women?
lemontree
lemontreelemontreeankara, Central Anatolia Turkey6 Threads 58 Posts
lemontreeOPankara, Central Anatolia Turkey58 posts
what are the most common lies that men tell women?
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#2
Apr 24, 2007 10:47 AM CST common lies that men tell women?
glimmerschnitzel
glimmerschnitzelglimmerschnitzelSoenderborg, South Denmark Denmark54 Threads 177 Posts
glimmerschnitzelSoenderborg, South Denmark Denmark177 posts
It was my twin brother...laugh
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#3
Apr 24, 2007 10:47 AM CST common lies that men tell women?
stefonline
stefonlinestefonlineDublin, Ireland136 Threads 9,702 Posts
stefonlineDublin, Ireland9,702 posts
Gosh......I could'nt possibly reveal any of my secrets now could I.....
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#4
Apr 24, 2007 10:54 AM CST common lies that men tell women?
evie_girl_fl
evie_girl_flevie_girl_flFayetteville, North Carolina USA9 Threads 967 Posts
evie_girl_flFayetteville, North Carolina USA967 posts
When I met my ex , he told me that he can fix anything in the house, from walls to electricity. It turn out he cant fix crap! I end up doing it!! LOL!! I observed that men like to brag alot; I guess its in their nature? rolling on the floor laughing wave
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#5
Apr 24, 2007 10:56 AM CST common lies that men tell women?
lemontree
lemontreelemontreeankara, Central Anatolia Turkey6 Threads 58 Posts
lemontreeOPankara, Central Anatolia Turkey58 posts
LOL!!!!
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#6
Apr 24, 2007 11:07 AM CST common lies that men tell women?
Galactic_bodhi
Galactic_bodhiGalactic_bodhiAkron, Ohio USA609 Threads 1 Polls 9,196 Posts
Galactic_bodhiAkron, Ohio USA9,196 posts
He said:
She thought:
Reality:
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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#7
Apr 24, 2007 11:13 AM CST common lies that men tell women?
SENSI1
SENSI1SENSI1Leicester, UK1 Threads 126 Posts
SENSI1Leicester, UK126 posts
what about the lies women tell men huh? like ummm > you might be shocked if you seen my pic tongue
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#8
Apr 24, 2007 11:16 AM CST common lies that men tell women?
lemontree
lemontreelemontreeankara, Central Anatolia Turkey6 Threads 58 Posts
lemontreeOPankara, Central Anatolia Turkey58 posts
U are soooo funnyyyyyyyyyy !
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#9
Apr 24, 2007 11:20 AM CST common lies that men tell women?
SENSI1
SENSI1SENSI1Leicester, UK1 Threads 126 Posts
SENSI1Leicester, UK126 posts
nahhh, im just me banana
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#10
Apr 24, 2007 11:39 AM CST common lies that men tell women?
harleylvr
harleylvrharleylvrFulton, Texas USA82 Threads 1,079 Posts
harleylvrFulton, Texas USA1,079 posts
Size Doesn't Matter??
(Really doesn't)
It's the motion in the ocean...
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#11
Apr 24, 2007 11:43 AM CST common lies that men tell women?
lemontree
lemontreelemontreeankara, Central Anatolia Turkey6 Threads 58 Posts
lemontreeOPankara, Central Anatolia Turkey58 posts
I think this is the lie that women tell themselves to make do with what they have got
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#12
Apr 24, 2007 12:55 PM CST common lies that men tell women?
crotalus_p
crotalus_pcrotalus_pRush, Dublin Ireland43 Threads 6 Polls 2,789 Posts
crotalus_pRush, Dublin Ireland2,789 posts
Here's the granddaddy of all lie's we tell women

"I know what I am doing"

Lady's if you hear this what it realy means is

"I havent got a clue please help me"
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#13
Apr 24, 2007 1:00 PM CST common lies that men tell women?
evie_girl_fl
evie_girl_flevie_girl_flFayetteville, North Carolina USA9 Threads 967 Posts
evie_girl_flFayetteville, North Carolina USA967 posts
------>>Here's the granddaddy of all lie's we tell women

"I know what I am doing"

Lady's if you hear this what it realy means is

"I havent got a clue please help me" <<<--------


LOL!! he is surely telling the truth! I do have experience on that one too!!! They dont have a clue when do say they what they are doing, especially when it comes traveling in highways!!! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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#14
Apr 24, 2007 1:28 PM CST common lies that men tell women?
CaptainMurray
CaptainMurrayCaptainMurraySelkirk, Manitoba Canada59 Threads 2,130 Posts
CaptainMurraySelkirk, Manitoba Canada2,130 posts
I'll only put the head inbanana rolling on the floor laughing
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#15
Apr 24, 2007 1:29 PM CST common lies that men tell women?
deborah12
deborah12deborah12wolverhampton, UK89 Threads 11,243 Posts
deborah12wolverhampton, UK11,243 posts
jaw drop jaw drop rolling on the floor laughing
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#16
Apr 24, 2007 1:40 PM CST common lies that men tell women?
harleylvr
harleylvrharleylvrFulton, Texas USA82 Threads 1,079 Posts
harleylvrFulton, Texas USA1,079 posts
You nailed it right on the head..
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#17
Apr 24, 2007 2:07 PM CST common lies that men tell women?
outdoorannie
outdoorannieoutdoorannieAlexandria, Minnesota USA1 Threads 483 Posts
outdoorannieAlexandria, Minnesota USA483 posts
Amen to that, sister! Sorry guys, but size does matter......
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#18
Apr 24, 2007 2:36 PM CST common lies that men tell women?
busdriver
busdriverbusdriverLagos, Faro Portugal7 Threads 740 Posts
busdriverLagos, Faro Portugal740 posts
You are the most beautiful girl in the world.

This is absolutely delicious.

Honestly I was not looking at her.

I know the way.
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#19
Apr 24, 2007 2:38 PM CST common lies that men tell women?
harleylvr
harleylvrharleylvrFulton, Texas USA82 Threads 1,079 Posts
harleylvrFulton, Texas USA1,079 posts
OMG.....They still use that?

What about it's only a cold sore?
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#20
Apr 24, 2007 2:54 PM CST common lies that men tell women?
Dandelion
DandelionDandelionSouthampton, Hampshire, UK34 Threads 5,236 Posts
DandelionSouthampton, Hampshire, UK5,236 posts
Men's lies come in all shapes and forms of varying degrees, the only thing you can be sure of is....

You know when a guy's lying ......
his lips move!!!rolling on the floor laughing
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