Stuff that keeps me up at night.. ( Archived) (19)

Jun 17, 2007 10:01 PM CST Stuff that keeps me up at night..
gentlepaws
gentlepawsgentlepawsAny town, Ontario Canada1,019 Threads 13 Polls 9,583 Posts
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Paws
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Jun 17, 2007 10:03 PM CST Stuff that keeps me up at night..
sweetykat
sweetykatsweetykatLakeland, Florida USA30 Threads 1,635 Posts
sigh thanks alot paws now i will be up all night pondering thesesigh confused
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Jun 17, 2007 10:04 PM CST Stuff that keeps me up at night..
sweetpeace
sweetpeacesweetpeaceSomeplace in, Alberta Canada5 Threads 275 Posts
thought provoking
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Jun 17, 2007 10:05 PM CST Stuff that keeps me up at night..
gentlepaws
gentlepawsgentlepawsAny town, Ontario Canada1,019 Threads 13 Polls 9,583 Posts
You'll have plenty of time to ponder in the morning. Paws
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Jun 17, 2007 10:10 PM CST Stuff that keeps me up at night..
airliner
airlinerairlinerCentral, New Jersey USA23 Threads 2 Polls 5,143 Posts
I am glad you made a comeback Leo. Good to see you again, Sirbeer
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Jun 17, 2007 10:20 PM CST Stuff that keeps me up at night..
gentlepaws
gentlepawsgentlepawsAny town, Ontario Canada1,019 Threads 13 Polls 9,583 Posts
Thank you so much my friend. Paws
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Jun 17, 2007 10:25 PM CST Stuff that keeps me up at night..
ibitadustbunny
ibitadustbunnyibitadustbunnypickering, Ontario Canada14 Threads 283 Posts
What keeps me up at night Paws is the gentle swaying of the trees outside my window, the scratching of little critter feet on the roof and screaming coming from the basement where i keep my test subjects........uhhh forget that last part. doh
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Jun 17, 2007 10:27 PM CST Stuff that keeps me up at night..
ScottyBravo
ScottyBravoScottyBravoMiddleboro, Massachusetts USA2 Threads 74 Posts
another one, why is it when I try to give my dog a bath she freaks out and fights it, but bring her down the beach and wham she just can't wait to jump into the water.confused
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Jun 17, 2007 10:45 PM CST Stuff that keeps me up at night..
Lightening
LighteningLighteningHuntsville, Alabama USA2,122 Posts
Here is one my youngest son asks that frequently has me scratching my head: "How can my feet smell if they don't have a nose?" rolling on the floor laughing tongue rolling on the floor laughing
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Jun 17, 2007 10:48 PM CST Stuff that keeps me up at night..
gentlepaws
gentlepawsgentlepawsAny town, Ontario Canada1,019 Threads 13 Polls 9,583 Posts
I only have a crawl-space, but they seem quite comfortable down there. Paws
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Jun 17, 2007 11:26 PM CST Stuff that keeps me up at night..
ron_gg
ron_ggron_ggRiyadh, Ar Riyad Saudi Arabia232 Posts
does the hearse have a corpse

Its the thrill of the chase for Wile

Hes testing the wind for new scents

as for luggage, people were stronger and airports smaller

confused




dunno






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Jun 18, 2007 10:41 AM CST Stuff that keeps me up at night..
zdeadmanwalking
zdeadmanwalkingzdeadmanwalkingbowling green, Kentucky USA235 Threads 3,011 Posts
doh why don't they make beds longer
for people who is over 6 feet tall dunno
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Jun 18, 2007 10:45 AM CST Stuff that keeps me up at night..
Oslojente
OslojenteOslojenteOlso, Oslo Norway142 Threads 1 Polls 4,992 Posts
Where does dust come from? I think it oozes out of the belly button at night, and just spreads itself around the house... dunno confused
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Jun 18, 2007 10:47 AM CST Stuff that keeps me up at night..
lenababi
lenababilenababiSanta Barbara, California USA216 Threads 14 Polls 1,746 Posts
bAD things that happened during the day
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Jun 18, 2007 10:52 AM CST Stuff that keeps me up at night..
lorraine
lorrainelorraineDublin, Ireland104 Threads 2,717 Posts
yeah and if we can put one man on the moon,
why can't we send them all thereconfused dunno roll eyes grin
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Jun 18, 2007 10:56 AM CST Stuff that keeps me up at night..
lorraine
lorrainelorraineDublin, Ireland104 Threads 2,717 Posts
my ears are the only thing keeping me up at night.
They are really painful at the mo and are driving me mad
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Jun 18, 2007 11:01 AM CST Stuff that keeps me up at night..
harleylvr
harleylvrharleylvrFulton, Texas USA82 Threads 1,079 Posts
When they say
no shirt, no shoes no service
what if you take your pants off?
dunno
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Jun 18, 2007 11:36 AM CST Stuff that keeps me up at night..
jvind
jvindjvindLong Island, New York USA7 Threads 642 Posts
Do they still rub your arm with alcohol if administering a lethal injection confused
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Jun 18, 2007 11:43 AM CST Stuff that keeps me up at night..
tinymac
tinymactinymachilversum, North Holland Netherlands25 Threads 1,741 Posts
so - how was it?>
Make babies afeter?

how do muppets do it any way?

these things will keep me UP all night!!

banana cheers
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