What keeps me up at night Paws is the gentle swaying of the trees outside my window, the scratching of little critter feet on the roof and screaming coming from the basement where i keep my test subjects........uhhh forget that last part.
another one, why is it when I try to give my dog a bath she freaks out and fights it, but bring her down the beach and wham she just can't wait to jump into the water.
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If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Paws